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  1. xsunshinex4 xsunshinex4
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    Who's ready for
    S ummer!?

  2. taaymaex3 taaymaex3
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 9:20am UTC
    Sean Kingston
    ---♥---
    is in critical condition for getting into a jet skii accident on May 29, 2011 at approximately 6 PM. Sources say he may not make it. Please God, it is not time for Sean Kingston to go. He's young, sweet, and calls us girls beautiful. PRAY FOR SEAN KINGSTON!
    nmf.

  3. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Dear ♥ Boys,
    the kind of c o l o g n e you wear will determine how hot you are ♥

  4. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    top 11 things wrong with SpongeBob Squarepants
    1. HOW IS PEARL MR CRABS DAUGHTER?
    2. WHY DOESN'T SQUIDWARD WEAR PANTS?
    3. HOW DO THEY FLUSH UNDERWATER?
    4. HOW CAN THEY SEE PLANKTON?
    5. HOW CAN SANDY COMMUNICATE WITH FISH?
    6. HOW IS THERE A BEACH CALLED GOO LAGOON UNDERWATER?
    7. WHY DO THEY TAKE SHOWERS?
    8. HOW COME GARY MEOWS?
    9. HOW DID SANDY BUILD HER HOME?
    10. HOW CAN THERE BE BOATS UNDERWATER
    11. WHY IS THERE A PINEAPPLE UNDERWATER

  5. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Fave if you have ever. . .
    -You hold your breath while passing a cemetery
    -You straighten your hair everyday
    -You hang around the bathroom cause you don't feel like getting dressed
    -You ever made a wish on a chip shaped like a taco
    -You look at a top quote and think "Why didn't i think of that"
    -You love him but are too afraid to tell him that
    -Go on witty at least once a day
    -You feel like your not good enough
    -You think you are ugly
    -Read the whole list;D

  6. shhh9730 shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 11:49am UTC
    "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy."
    --♥--
    Dory
    Finding Nemo

  7. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 10:32am UTC
    I GUESS, TO YOU THEY WERE JUST WORDS.
    ♥MAYBE I MADE THE MISTAKE & TOOK THEM SERIOUSLY.♥

  8. Priya10 Priya10
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:33am UTC
    And who else;
    Tries to "hide the arrow" on the edges/corner of the computer screen or underneath the blue bar at the bottom of the screen??
    Or Am I the Only one?

  9. musicxbriee musicxbriee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Please Read♥
    Today at school, a kid called my friend who has cancer ugly.Please fave to show she is beautiful, hair or not.♥

  10. FuschiaRoseE FuschiaRoseE
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 6:29am UTC

    Abigail - Alexis - Alison - Amanda - Amelia - Amy - Anna - Ashley - Bailey - Blair - Brianna - Brittany - Brooke - Brooklyn - Caitlin - Caitlyn - Caroline - Carys - Chloe - Claire - Courtney - Dalila - Danielle - Delilah - Elizabeth - Ella - Elle - Emily - Emma - Eve - Evelyn - Evie - Fern - Freya - Gemma - Georgia - Grace - Grace - Hailey - Hannah - Heather - Helen - Isabelle - Jasmine - Jaycee - Jennifer - Jessica - Julia - Kate - Katelyn - Katie - Katy - Kayla - Kaylee - Kelly - Kimberly - Lauren - Leah - Lily - Lucy - Mackenzie - Maria - Megan - Molly - Naima - Naomi - Natalie - Nicola - Nicole - Ola - Olivia - Paige - Phoebe - Poppy - Rachel - Rebecca - Rose - Rosie - Ruby - Sabrina - Samantha - Sara - Shannon - Sophia - Sophie - Stephanie - Sydney - Taylor - Tiffany- Yasmin - Zoe
    BFFS ♥
    Fave if yours is there,
    Comment if it's not with their name,
    Comment if it's there with their name
    (all mine)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. runningforeverr runningforeverr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
    love.

  13. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  14. Lawl123 Lawl123
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    The look on the teachers face when you get a question right when they think your not listening ;)
    =Makes my day ;D

  15. MissSophieJ MissSophieJ
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    And who else remembers
    Cody's girlfriend
    Barbara
    on the Suite Life?

:)

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