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annalove26
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August 17, 2012 8:26pm UTC

step 1: put Dora doll in the middle of walmart.
Step 2: Place walkie-talkie in Dora's back pack.
Step 3: When someone tries to pick up the doll, shout through to walkie-talkie, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!!!"
Step 4: Repeat for a good laugh.

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Infinity on high*
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August 17, 2012 10:31pm UTC

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xXNicoleyyXx
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August 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC

If a boy ever sang to me
I would probably melt into a puddle of asdfghjkl;
NMF

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Bravosierra*
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August 17, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Today I went shopping & saw a little boy.
No, he didn't call me beautiful.
Instead, he yelled at me ,"Monster."
His brother came up to him and knelt to his level.
His brother looked him into the eye & said some word.
"Listen, I'll beat you up when you get home if you don't apologize."
The little kid took one look at me and said, "I'm sorry." Gave me a pouty face and left.
I turned to his brother, "Thank you." I flashed a smiled.
He smiled, "It's no problem. Anything to keep the next generation filled with chivalry."
I looked at him and my mouth dropped open.
He smiled and introduced himself.
I smiled back.
Ryan, you seem like a witty kid.
If you are, thank you.
You really made my day.
♥

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Terilyn
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August 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Me: Mom these are the Vans i want to get. *shows her le vans on my laptop*
My Mom: *grabs the laptop and looks at them* Those are cute! We'll get them this weekend.
My Mom: *starts looking at my other tabs* Look, Alex liked your photo on Facebook!
Me: Yes I know. Can you give me my compu-
My Mom: Oooh! What's Wittyprofiles?
Me: MOM I'M PREGNANT!
My Mom:
Me:
Witty:
Voldemort:
Josh Hutcherson:
Canada:
Me: haha. uh. APRIL FOOL'S.
My Mom: But it's not Apr-
Me: Ha. I know it's not.. Silly Billy. ha. bye mom. i have to go.. wash the cat. Pip Pip Doodley Doo! *grabs the laptop and runs*
My Mom: *yells after me* We don't have cat!
Me: PIP. PIP. DOODLEY. DOO.

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str0ng
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August 7, 2012 6:47pm UTC

*popular girls walk by*
Girl: "I'm jealous."
Boy: "Don't be jealous baby!"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Cause you have something they don't."
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "My heart."
freakquotes.com

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 11:35am UTC

2pac + Eminem + 50 Cent = 2 Packs of M&Ms for 50 cents

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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imagleek321
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 4:40pm UTC

you dont know whats going on in their lives
so dont judge them by what you see

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HannahLovesYou123
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July 9, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Don't compare your self to others. Compare yourself to the person you were yesterday.

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MissAnna
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July 9, 2012 7:33pm UTC

YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
YOU DON'T JUST DECIDE WHEN YOU'RE READY ||||||||||||||||||||||
TO LOVE AGAIN.

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bailie008
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Sandy: I like karate.
Spongebob: I like kar-ra-tay.
Mr. Krabs: I like mon-ey-ay.
Squidward: I hate all of you.

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gracegreene
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:12pm UTC

he's clumsy.
he's not athletic at all.
he's annoying.
he's adorable.
he makes my day a million times better.
he's nowhere near perfect, but he's perfect for me.
I want to hate him, but somehow he makes me love him.
He's everything I want.♥

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kissmeslowlyy
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 4:33pm UTC

When I cry about one thing, I end up crying about everything that's messed up in my life.

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neversaynever16
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July 2, 2012 5:23pm UTC

** Glass breaks ** Girl: Babe, I think someone is downstairs... Boy: Don't worry, I'll take care of this * Grabs Toilet Brush * Girl: What's with the toilet brush?What you going to do? Scrub them to death... Boy: Would you want to be touched with this? format by neversaynever16

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Confessions_of_a_dancer7
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July 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Heres to the Girls:
to the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who don't always get there way. Who don't get everything they want. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them they are beautiful.
nmq.

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sama_sky
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July 1, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Me when I see an old couple together: Awh that's so cute! It gives me hope <3
Me when I see a teenage couple together: OHMYGOD YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO GO AROUND IN PUBLIC SHOWING THE WORLD YOU'RE IN LOVE?! WOULD YOU STOP MOCKING ME?!
All mine :)

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SweetLoli
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June 30, 2012 11:59am UTC

Blue eyes; you admire them
Green eyes; you are jealous of them
but.... Brown eyes; you fall in love with them
♡ ♥ ♡

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Bravosierra*
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June 30, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Nmq / Nmf. <3
Dad, Remember when I killed that butterfly you said "no butter for a week?"
Yeah.. So?
Then I killed that honeybee and you said, "No honey for a week."
Yeah.. So?
Yeah, that was like a month ago. So?
Well, mom just killed a c0ckroach... Should I break the news to her?

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 30, 2012 12:10pm UTC

How did you just walk away?
How does someone decide another person
just isn't as important to them anymore?
I need to understand...

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