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  1. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    I hate when people say
    "Ugh, i gotta go to my grandparents house today"
    Because sad to say, but one day they'll be gone.
    ...i don't have a grandma to make cookies with,
    or a grandpa to teach me cool new things.
    Love them while they're close,
    because you don't what what you got till it's gone

    R.I.P Grandma/Grandpa

  2. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    im sorry
    im such a complicated person. I can feel you growing tired of me, I'm tired of me too.

  3. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    fd
    dsds
    if i suddenly went blind, would you still look me in the eyes?
    dsds
    fd

  4. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    2011: what are you smoking?
    1800: hath demons contaminated thy mind?

  5. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Changing certain lyrics ofa song you like
    to describe your life more accurately.
    only me?

  6. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Calling your mom "Bob" when you have a cold.
    Credit: FaveFormats

  7. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    j u s t f o u n d o u t f o r r e s t g u m p s p a s s w o r d ,
    1forrest1
    -tumblr♥

  8. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    And who else wants to be
    kissed under the mistletoe
    this year?

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    If your birthday is in November,
    then you know, your parents really enjoyed Valentines Day...
    NFM/FMQ

  10. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    if you're sad, don't
    worry, you always have your own shoulder to lean on.
    AlNicholas

  11. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:29pm UTC
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  12. lexiboo lexiboo
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Did you ever notice how mr. Krabs says "mother of pearl." when something bad or disgusting happens ?
    Well his daughters name is pearl & hes not with pearls mother anymore.
    MIND=BLOWN

  13. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Am i the only one,
    who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

  14. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 6:07pm UTC
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  15. danceforever17 danceforever17
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Disney Princesses are liars!
    it is impossible to tie your hair with a ribbon.
    trust me, I've tried.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS...
    Night.

  17. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    what do I have to do, tape mistletoe to my forhead?
    take the freaking hint

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.

  19. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    the amazing moment when
    you come up short at the cash register and they tell you, "don't worry about it."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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