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theworldhassecrets
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 5:44pm UTC

I'm in love with my ex.
He & I have been talking about getting back together. The only problem is.. he cheated on me when we dated. But, he apologized a million times & I forgave him. I seriously love this kid to death. He makes me feel insanely beautiful & perfect... but, all my friends hate him... & I don't know what to do.
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imAdrian
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 11:01am UTC

I'm so poor.
I can't even pay
attention.
nmf

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 11:25am UTC

F(x)= B/{N50/x}a +1
if it were easy
it'd be your mom.

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CrazyDervz
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 4:35am UTC

nmf
Sharks aren't so bad,
If a stranger came into my home wearing only a speedo i would probably
attack him too.

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xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 1:47pm UTC

The show Toddlers & Tiaras was only named that
because Strippers In Training and My Mother Has Self-Esteem Issues wasn't catchy enough.

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jesusdropkickskids
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 12:08am UTC

Yesterday I went into my mom's kindergarten class. A little boy came up to me with a piece of paper that had his home address and number. He told me I should come over and babysit sometime.
what a stud.♥

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lazyLION24
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 7:43pm UTC

How I end my school presentations:
"s o . . . u m . . . y e a h "
nmf-nmq

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 10:20pm UTC

what do you call a fake noodle?
AN IMPASTA.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 8:13pm UTC

"Did you make it home safely?"
"No, I died 35 times"

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Ashley Johnson*
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 5:17pm UTC

A person that truly loves you
will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
♥

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xobabyilikeitxo23
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 4:55pm UTC

I'd rather eat the cookie dough
than the actual baked cookie.
♥

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Ashley Johnson*
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 5:23pm UTC

We are the perfect couple.
We’re just not in the perfect situation.
♥
credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 5:55pm UTC

That feeling
you get when he says your name.

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tylerr
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC

the amazing moment when
you come up short at the cash register and they tell you, "don't worry about it."

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 9:59pm UTC

You get to this point, where you feel so empty, so desolate, so alone, so broken, that nothing can really help you. You don't even know who you are anymore, so you begin to believe everything everyone says about you, even more so than you did before. You take on the person that other people see in you, because really, you don't care anymore. You are numb to everything, but at the same time, everything hurts. Nothing makes sense, and you don't really know anything for sure. But you do know one thing for sure: that you want to die, you really really want to die.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 5:35pm UTC

Somewhere along the lines,
Everything fell apart.
In a blur of self-hatred & saddness,
I lost who I was.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 10:49pm UTC

If you listened close enough
you could hear my heart breaking.
but that won't happen, because no one gets close to me anyway

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lynnsweets143
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:42pm UTC

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nmf

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teddybearbeware
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 9:49am UTC

the worst thing about getting
your heart broken is going to sleep
&knowing when you wake up,
nothing will change.

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kkrantz98
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:13pm UTC

They smile that smile,
&they bat those eyes.They steal you with hello,
&kill you with g o o d b y e ♥

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