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  1. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Respect that someone
    is in a relationship.
    Don't try to flirt.
    Don't try to mess them up.
    There's so many fish in the sea,
    why would you want to mess with one that's already taken?

  2. WhatIsLoveTheseDays WhatIsLoveTheseDays
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    I guess fairy tales do exist because I'm going to homecoming with him :) !!!!!

  3. StripedGuitar StripedGuitar
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Plot twist: Something's not made in China

  4. Julielool Julielool
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed ,watch scary movies with you,Talk in the phone till sunrise.Sneak out at night to look at the stars with you.Play your favorite video game.Make you watch chick flicks.Kiss you in the rain.Go on walks with you.Laugh until i cant breathe.Hold hands.Build a fort & have a snowball fight .Sit infront of the fireplace & talk about life.I want to fall hopelessly in love with you.
    ♥ .
     

  5. Moni_And_Echo Moni_And_Echo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    When I Was Little, I Couldn't Wait To Grow Up...
    But This Is Not What I Signed Up For.
    nmf

  6. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    The boy you love, loves someone else, typical right?
    nmf

  7. Jasminebaybie Jasminebaybie
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 4:08pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    *Cop pulls up next to*
    Cop: "Papers"
    Driver: "scissors... I win"
    *drives off like a BOSS*
    Nmf not my format (:

  8. l0v3lyeyes_ l0v3lyeyes_
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Teacher: give me your email so I can send you the homework.
    Me: ...
    Teacher : ...
    Me:OneDirectionsPersonalStripper10inchesWasInMewomenHarryStyles
    GangBangCrew69FoeverWith1D@hotmail.com
    Teacher:

  9. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Stop saying "I wish";
    & start saying "I will".

  10. itwontalwaysbesimple itwontalwaysbesimple
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    CurlyHairProblem#22
    Only feeling pretty when your hair is straight.
    Is this an only me thing?
    itwontalwaysbesimple

  11. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Forever Alone Moment When
    You went to a school for 5 years and someone asks if your new

  12. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Neil Armstrong's name backwards is
    Gnorts Mr. Alien..
    All there is to say.

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Taking an Exam;
    Circles Yes.
    If yes please explain.
    *Erases answer* Circles No.

  15. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    The robot that 'NASA' sent to Mars has 14 years of battery..
    ..they should build smartphones.

  16. XxEatZombies XxEatZombies
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    We may try to convince ourselves otherwise but in all reality it's true.
    Your first love will always have a special place in your heart.
    So it's okay not to get over them. <3

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    "I like a girl who is spontaneos, bubbly
    and has a good sense of humour
    and is chattywith me."
    - Louis Tomlinson
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  18. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Run, Forrest, run!
    just had one boss of a night :)

  19. MechanicalBride * MechanicalBride *
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    ''Vas Happenin'!''

  20. LoveTwilight LoveTwilight
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    A teenage girl was bullied at school, called fat, ugly, and dumb.
    She went home, seeking comfort from her mother.
    "Mom?"
    "What??? Can't you see I'm busy, I have lots of work to do!"
    "...Okay. Sorry."
    The girl went to her room and stayed there.
    When her mom came to call her for dinner, she opened
    the door to find her daughter suspended from
    the ceiling, one end of a rope around her neck and the other
    tied to her ceiling fan. She had been dead for hours.
    A note was tied to her wrist -
    Sorry I bothered you.
    FAV AND REPOST IF YOU ARE AGAINST SUICIDE AND BULLYING.
    nmq nmf

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