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SkrapaD
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November 28, 2011 10:01pm UTC

While on my period:
-Ow. Ow. Ow. Just kill me now. Do ANYTHING to get me away from this feeling of someone jabbing a unicorn horn into my side.
-Who has 2 thumbs and just bled though her pants and onto the dest chair??? This girl!
-If you talk to me, I will stab you.
-Hmmm. It feels as if I’m sitting in a pool of my own blood. Oh yeah THAT’S BECAUSE I AM!
-There goes my favorite pair of underwear.
-WHERE ARE THE F***ING PADS?!?!?!??!
-Kill. Me. Now.

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Cutecat0413
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November 17, 2011 9:57pm UTC

British Accents:
the only way to get people to pay attention to what you're saying

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LilyLunaPotter
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 11:05pm UTC

She loves her mama's lemonade,
And hates the sound that goodbyes make,
She prays one day she'll find someone to need her.
She swears that there's no difference,
Between the lies and compliments,
It's all the same if everybody leaves her.
♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 10:21am UTC

It always
rains the hardest on those who deserve the most sunshine.

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irishkell96
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:29pm UTC

I find it very rude and inconsiderate
that my grandchildren haven't gone back in time to come visit me yet...
nmf?nmq

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 2:02pm UTC

Kim Possible: Ron & his rat.
Harry Potter: Ron & his rat.
Jersey Shore: Ron & his rat.

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idance
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 4:29pm UTC

awkward eye contact with
someone attractive.♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC

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you can do it, Mom ♥

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livelovedance
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 6:53pm UTC

getting a top quote
is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry. ♥

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xotristy12xo
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my parents: you're beautiful honey
old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
boys: ew what is that creature

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justfelloutoflove
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October 24, 2011 6:50pm UTC

A splendiferously amazing guy
who brightens my day without even trying

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livingaloneintheworld
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC

I' m a h o p e l e s s l i t t le g i r l,
TRYING TO FIND A PLACE IN A HOPELESS BIG WORLD. ||||||||||||||||||

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buubbly
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October 24, 2011 6:49pm UTC

The smartest people, sometimes can't even solve their own problems. The prettiest people sometimes may have the ugliest personalities. The quietest people, sometimes have a wild side. The meaner people, sometimes are tired of the people advantage of them.&The people smiling, are sometimes the ones,in the inside,dying.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 7:53pm UTC

I fantasize about rejecting the apologies
I know will never come.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 8:43pm UTC

my life:
PARENTS: I HAVE SUCH A PRETTY DAUGHTER.
GRANDPARENTS: HOW MANY BOYS HAVE YOU
GONE THROUGH THIS WEEK?
PEOPLE IN SCHOOL: & HERE WE HAVE THIS DEFORMED POTATO..

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An'*
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 6:00pm UTC

i have moved on, but that doesn't
mean i've forgotten. and it doesn't mean i won't be here for you, if you ever decide to come back. ♥

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hugamoose3
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 5:59pm UTC

I'm already singing Christmas Carols
Halloween isn't here yet;
And I'm jewish...♥
nmf

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