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1. basorexia*
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2014 3:24pm UTC
   That moment when he starts the kiss and you're still the one to mess it up...
   
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2. basorexia*
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2014 8:41am UTC
   What's worse? Being in love with a fictional
   character and knowing
   it'll never happen no matter how
   hard you try... Or being in love
   with a celebrity and
   having that 1% of hope
   that it could happen?
   
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3. basorexia*
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2014 7:13pm UTC
   That annoying moment when your leg itches...
   But you're wearing tights.
   
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4. basorexia*
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   May 23, 2014 7:05pm UTC
   Who came up with the idea of
   PUTTING POWDERED PIGMENT ON YOUR EYELIDS?!
   
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5. basorexia*
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2014 7:51am UTC
   I wish my name was Chloe.
   So I could have a boy say to me:
   CHLOOEEE, I know your sister turns everyone on, but you're the one I want...
   
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6. basorexia*
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2014 9:41pm UTC
   That moment...
   ...when you drink soda and fizz comes out your nose.
   
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7. basorexia*
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2014 9:24pm UTC
   People with broken bones don't have to do P.E.
   So why do people with broken hearts have to?
   
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8. basorexia*
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2014 9:20pm UTC
   Ever get that daydream where you run out of the classroom frustrated and crying, and then your crush comes out the console you?
   
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9. basorexia*
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2014 7:01pm UTC
   People say you're heartless.
   They're wrong.
   After all, without a heart, you'd be dead.
   
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10. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    But if you close your eyes...
    Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
    
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11. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    Normal People: Shut your mouth.
    Me: Shut your facehole.
    
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12. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    If I give you twelve roses...
    Eleven will be real.
    One will be fake.
    I will love you until the last one dies.
    
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13. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 8:03am UTC
    Me: Truth or Dare?
    Friend: Truth.
    Me: Who do you like?
    Friend: Then I choose Dare.
    Me: I dare you to tell me who you like.
    
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14. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    I just watched a few clips of Seddie moments.
    Oh, the memories.
    
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15. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    Don't you envy those people
    Who can cry and actually look hot and cute doing it?
    
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16. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 9:20am UTC
    Ok. If there are more male folks than female folks, then why does it feel like all the females are the ones staying single?
    
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17. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 8:28am UTC
    "I need my beauty sleep."
    Like, so do I, but like, there's this problem called 'I can't sleep.' going around so uh yeah.
    
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18. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 10:00pm UTC
    This is barely a real quote, but you guys have to see this video.
    It's called, "Kiwi!" and it is so sad and inspirational.
    I cried, not joking.
    Let's make this an 'inspirational' quote.
    
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19. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 11:53am UTC
    Boy: Maybe one day you'll be standing next to me in a white dress.
    Me: EWWWW! WHITE DRESS? WHAT TYPE OF PERSON WEARS A WHITE DRESS NOWADAYS?!?! EW, I WANT AN IVORY WEDDING DRESS, YOU ARE SO OUT OF STYLE I HATE YOU UGHHH! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK? WHITE DRESS? REALLY, DUDE, WHITE? WE ALL KNOW IVORY IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN STUPID WHITE. I CANNOT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU, YOU FREAKING WHTE DRESS GUY! UGHHH!
    
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20. basorexia*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 10:08pm UTC
    Plot Twist: The Prince gets all the problems.
    
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