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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:08am UTC

author: adds new chapter
* 1 minute later*
8 Likes, 1 comment
me:
me: B.tch, you know didn't read it that fast.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:25am UTC

My mom's best friend slept over the other night.
her: *Wakes up to use the bathroom*
her:
her: omg
her: OMG!!!
her: I CAN'T SEE!!!
her: *begins touching her eyes frantically*
her: SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE !!
her: *starts crying*
her: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!! *hyperventilating*
her: IM BLIND!!
me: *Turns on light*
me:
me: It gets really dark in here at night.
mom: HAHAHAHA
-true story.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 1:54pm UTC

Feeling like a bug is on you
And having a mini heart attack just to find out it was a stupid piece of fabric or strand of hair.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 9:40pm UTC

So if you're too school for cool
And you're treated like a fool..
You can choose to let it go
We can always we can always
PARTY ON OUR OWN..
so raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
all my underdogs
we will never be ever be
anything but loud, and nitty gritty
dirty little freaks.
-Pink

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 11:30pm UTC

Did you know
There's a creepy truth behind "The Fairly Odd Parents"?
The fairly odd parents is about a kid playing pretend with his fish. His godparents died in a car crash when he was younger, & since they were the only adults who understood him he took comfort in imagining that they are there watching over him since his parents obviously don't care. His babysitter slaps him around but he isn't brave enough to tell on her. The granted wishes are all in his imagination, hence why they never have any lasting consequences. Mr.Crocker has made sexual advances on Timmy for years, hence the delusion that he is desperate to steal Timmy's "fairies" which represents his innocence, joy, hope, and good wishes for the future.
nmq/nmf

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 11:37am UTC

Laptop: 20% Remaining.
Me: I Still have plenty of time.
Laptop: 11% Remaining.
Me: Congrats.
Laptop: 9% Remaining. Please plug
in a charger or change your battery to
avoid losing any unsaved data.
Me: B.tch, don't tell me what to do.
Laptop: *Screen fading*
Me: YOU SAID 11%.
Me: OH NO YOU DON'T
Me: MAN VS. MACHINE.
Me: *Dives over the couch*
Me: *Plugs in charger*
Me: HAHAHAHA. Thats right B.tch. Beat you to it.
-true story.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:11am UTC

What if the people in our Tv screens could actually see us? What if we can just hop into our tv's and transform into cartoons .... Like in the movie
Fat Albert
one creepy world that would be

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Lazy Rules #7.
Wait until until your phone
battery reaches 5% before getting uncomfortable and
plugging in the stupid 5 inch charger.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Lazy Rules #4.
Garbage is all the way in the kitchen?No problem.
Get a plastic bag and stick it on your closet door.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 11:39pm UTC

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Appreciate the little things
there will always be someone out there who wishes they could be as fortunate as you.
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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 6:13pm UTC

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x0swimmerx0
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:34am UTC

Mom: Who are you texting this late at night?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: .....Jake, from state farm
^^^I got yelled at after I said that...

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:26am UTC

Me when I turn 18:
Parents: Do this.
Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC

I wish I was beautiful,
Flawless pretty with soft skin and lovely eyes,
and hair that never seems to have a single knot or tangle
I want to have a smile that could brighten people's days,
and bright red lips that someone would actually want to kiss...

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moniqueasaurus
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:55am UTC

Next time a blocked number calls you,
answer like this,
"hey this is Jim's wh0re house.
You got the dough, we got the h0e."

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 10:26pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Is it j ust me or is a guy hotter if
He walks with his hands in his pockets?

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foreverxyoung14
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 2:54pm UTC

what i think when someone else uses the computer:
- what the hell are you doing?
- why would you use internet explorer?
- ohmygod! you type so slow. lemme type.
- no, you spelled it wrong..
- caps lock is on, moron.
- why would you click the zwinky ad ohmygod.
- scroll down.
- i wish i was dead.
- HURRY UP.
- you don't need to double click that, dumba**
- get the f*ck out of the chair & lemme do it.
Tumblr/nmf

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Dark_Swan_3
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 2:54pm UTC

Reason why I hate Summer:1) flies and bugs2) too hot weather 3) sun blinding me when I go out4) neighbors kids playing and waking me up too early in the morning5) absolute boredom6) unable to see friends7) parents making me do stuff since I'm home

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astarPearl
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 2:56pm UTC

TEACHER: where's your homework?
STUDENT: written in the stars
TEACHER: huh where?
STUDENT: a million miles away..
TEACHER: what was it about?
STUDENT: a message to the main...
TEACHER: you were supposed to do it on seasons!
STUDENT: ohhhhhh!..
TEACHER: so what do you even know about seasons?
STUDENT seasons come and go..
TEACHER: your so annoying!
STUDENT: but i will never change...
TEACHER: detention, NOW!
STUDENT: and im on my waaay

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JuicyBxo
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Spongebob: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Down here in the deep blue sea!
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