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  1. Yoroichi_Cat555 Yoroichi_Cat555
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    "Roses are red, Violets are
    blue..."
    ...all i care about is you"
    "How many girls have you said THAT to?"

  2. mylife1234 mylife1234
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    If your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, you've either done something very right or very wrong.

  3. HeGivesMeHope HeGivesMeHope
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    One day I walked past this homless guy
    And he was holding up a sign
    It said
    " why live in a $100,000 house when I can live under a 3million dollar bridge"

  4. nikkiparentrox nikkiparentrox
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    me without you is like
    Piglet without Pooh
    Belle without the Beast
    and the who's with no feast♥

  5. LittlePrincess LittlePrincess
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Now that i think about it, i've never seen a
    starbucks commercial.

  6. livelaughdream20 livelaughdream20
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”.


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  10. Youlovedhim Youlovedhim
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    The easiest way to keep people from getting involved in your personal problems is to not post them on the internet.

  11. lilphliyough lilphliyough
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    that moment when you run out of bobby pins and you dont know what to do with your hair..

  12. polyvoree polyvoree
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    I HATE JEALOUSY

  13. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Totally made my night:
    I told my 10 year old sister that she had something on the back of her forehead and she actually tried to get something off.

  14. soccerislife137 soccerislife137
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I need to come to realize that he's just a guy,
    a special one,
    maybe,
    but he's not mine.
    I don’t need to do things to make him love me.
    If he wanted to,
    he would.

  15. Dont_give_A_fuck Dont_give_A_fuck
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    TRUESTORY.
    my mom works in a doctors office and these twins came in for their first visits and
    seriously..no lie their names were
    "Dis 'one" and the other twin was "Dat 'one"
    just imagine...
    who drank the rest of the mountain dew?....
    DAT 'ONE!
    LOL.
    what has our world come to?

  16. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Hey are you depressed?
    No..
    Are you sad?
    NO LEAVE ME ALONE.
    You mad bruh?
    -____________-
    nmf

  17. Yoroichi_Cat555 Yoroichi_Cat555
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Ever look at your ex and think...
    "Was i drunk
    the entire
    relationship?"

  18. AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    swhen I say
    "the other day"
    I really mean anytime from 2008
    to this morning.

  19. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    If you like him,
    LET HIM BE HAPPY.

  20. Perri917 Perri917
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    Today my "friends" called me fat as a joke at
    lunch
    litte do thay know I've been struggling with anerexia for the last year of my life.

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