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ThatsSoMeee
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July 18, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Do you ever have the moments
where you just CAN'T stop laughing ?

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itslovex808
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July 17, 2011 11:32pm UTC

THE NOTEBOOK
*lying in the middle of the road*
Allie: what happens if a car comes?
Noah: we die

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smileyfacehappy
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July 17, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Teacher: "you failed the test"
You: "you failed to educate"

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remembermex3
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 1:28am UTC

I saw a sign at some party store, it read:
Guys - no shirt, no service.
Girls - no shirt, no charge.
:P

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lmfaoyerface
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 6:23pm UTC

&I'm scared because i don't want♥
I don't want anyone else,
to have your heart.
I don't want anyone else,
to kiss your lips.
I don't want anyone else,
to be in your arms.
I don't want anyone else,
to be the one you love.
I'm scared because
I don't want anyone else to take my place.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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luckybubbles
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June 24, 2011 6:41pm UTC

No matter how much popcorn, candy or soda ♥ you buy, it will always be gone by the time the movie actually starts.

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ilove_him
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 9:40am UTC

i think i'm the 'friend'
that everyone secretly hates..

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jaydexox
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June 24, 2011 7:29pm UTC

"You're too gorgeous to be single."
And you're too ugly to be flirting with me.

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you_were_my_everything
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 7:37pm UTC

&maybe one day
when we're older he'll remember breaking up with me,
and say
"damn i was stupid back then".♥

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daniielleex9
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 7:35pm UTC

everythings funnier,
when you're [not] allowed to laugh.♥

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Pretty_Girl_Rock
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 9:32pm UTC

My boyfriend of over a year broke up with me while I was babysitting my 7 year-old niece.
I immediately started crying.
She noticed I was crying, ran to the freezer, grabbed me the pint of Ben and Jerry's, gave me a hug and a kiss and told me that he only dumped me because I was too perfect for him.
Kids♥Give♥Me♥Hope

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KissmeintheRainx0
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 9:03pm UTC

I was skyping with my boyfriend
and I had just woke up from a nap wearing no makeup,
my hair in a messy bun, and a baggy sweatshirt.
&he looks right at me, smiles and says,
"You're soo pretty."
♥
♥♥3♥33♥

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Lmac1819
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 9:07pm UTC

yes the truth can hurt;
but not as bad as
a lie does.

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glitterybrowniebear12
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 12:25am UTC

admit it...
we have all tried to learn the
rap to: look at me now
at one point :p
♥

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libbybuss
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 12:03am UTC

Admit it, we've all;
pretended to be a spy,
not touched the ground because it was lava,
looked out the window while listening to music as if we were in a movie,
tried keeping a diary, but completely failed,
used google for homework answers,
and yelled at a video game when we "died"
fav if any of these apply.
♥

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Nic0l3Bieber
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 11:59pm UTC

If i ever go on a date & its bad im just gunna stand up and say "im an actor, theyre all actors, and your on MTV's disaster date!"

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brienne
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 12:12am UTC

Haters gonna hate
Potatos gonna potate
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xHello
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June 24, 2011 12:53am UTC

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