Johanna Mason*

Status: Chins up, Smiles On!

Member Since: 7 May 2012 12:43am

Last Seen: 4 Apr 2015 06:16pm

Birthday: June 6

Location: Outside your window

Gender: F

user id: 297970

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You never know what someone's going through.

HEY HEY HEY!
Destiny ~ 14 ~ Single

Dont dis this miss.
(dont say you werent warned)

I'm a music guru. I can sing dance and act. I like to make people laugh at my own expense.

BTW, I don't welcome Judgemental Dicks in any spot in my life but the past.

If you have a stardoll please vote me MSW! My username is Destiny-Tulip on Stardoll. Thankies

And now.... some 1D LOLs, Pics and GIFs. Down the bottom there's some Glee ones too.

and one more thing...

Put this on ur profile if u eat just as much as Niall Horan!

Dressup games at Stardoll

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Okay. So it's only the third week of my new school.
There is a guy in my class who cuts himself.
And he keeps joking about it. 'These scars make me mentally retarded'
But i'm seriously worried guys What should i do?
He barely knows me. :/

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:01pm UTC

I wish i could tie you up in
my shoes
make you feel unpretty too.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Brother: I need to go shopping.
Me: ...thrift shopping!
Brother: No.
Me: Are you sure you don't want a onesie with the socks on them?
Brother: No.....
Me: Or a fur coat that smells like Aunt Kelly's sheets?
Brother:...

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Johanna Mason*
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February 2, 2013 2:01am UTC

Me: I need to lose some weight
Me: I think i'll go for a walk.
Me: *walks to McDonalds*

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 2:25am UTC

Dear Autocorrect:
I meant peanut.
Not Pen!s.
Sincerely, everyone.

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Ninety-Nine bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-Nine bottles of beer
There was an earthquake
They fell down in the shake.
No bottles of beer on the wall!

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Johanna Mason*
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January 23, 2013 3:25pm UTC

I gave up jogging for health reasons
My thighs rubbed together and my knickers caught fire.

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Johanna Mason*
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January 21, 2013 6:03pm UTC

1.am i single? Yes
2.have i been cheated on? No
3.do i miss my last relationship? No
4.who has my heart? Zayn Malik
5.jealous type? Not really
6.ex i'd take back? Nope
7.someone cute that liked this? I don't know
8.someone i miss? Katie
9.someone i hate? On the internet, i call him 'Barney'.
10.girl best friend? Molly and Katie
11.crushing on someone? If a celebrity crush counts, yes.
12.what am i afraid of? Horses, Dogs.
13.ever changed clothes in a car? Yes
14.somene i love? Zayn Malik
15. eye color? A shade darker than Hazel
16.do i believe in love? Yes.
17.something random? Seal in french.
18.favorite food? WHITE CHOCOLATE<3
19.guy best friend? I don't have any guy friends.
20.ever had my heart broken? Yes
21.hair color? I walk the thin line between brown and blonde
22.are you in love with someone? Does a member of a british boyband who doesnt even know I exist count? No? Okay, nevermind.
23.favorite color? Yellow
24.favorite sport? Ice Skating
25.favorite hobby? Internet and Singing

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Johanna Mason*
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January 20, 2013 4:44pm UTC

I can hear the chit-chat....

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Johanna Mason*
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January 19, 2013 2:20pm UTC

"Did you just fall?"
"No, I attacked the floor!"
"Backwards?"
"I'm freaking talented!"

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 5:53pm UTC

I have created a story account, named DeStory.
Get it? Destiny? DeStory?
No? Okay, nevermind.
I'm about to go post the first chapter of Battle Scars (a fanfiction) right now, so make sure your socks are firmly on.
It would be appreciated if you could drop by and have a read!
Thanks!

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 10:11pm UTC

You are my tuxedo
And I'm your bowtie

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC

Don't know how the stars are in the sky
Don't know how this love found me tonight
But something I know for sure
Baby, you're
INCREDIBLE.

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 3:11pm UTC

'Cut For Beiber.'
No. Just, No.

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Johanna Mason*
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January 6, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Long, but worth reading.
I promise.
And it's all true, too.
When my cousion was younger, her babysitter was at a radio station for some reason. So she was talking to the people at the reception while eating candy. They said 'This kid's hilarious, let's put her on the air!'
So they did.
And here's part of the interview.
Radio DJ: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cousion: A Black Tellytubby!
Radio DJ: Why?
Cousion: Because they don't have a Black Tellytubby!

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Johanna Mason*
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January 6, 2013 10:54pm UTC

*playing cranium with brother and cousion*
Card: I'm really glad my parents did'nt name me _____
My answer: Stash
Cousion: Yeah, that makes sense actually because then you'd just HAVE to grow a mustache.
Brother: Stash with the 'stache.
Me: *dies*

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 3:28pm UTC

"When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful. Every moment we spent together will live on forever in my heart."
- Toy Story 2
Format credit to DestinyTulip

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Johanna Mason*
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December 28, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Forever Young
A One Direction fanfiction
Chapter 9.
Cece’s P.O.V.
“Well hello Cece, of course you can.”
He writes something in it, folds the piece of paper in half and says ”Here you go.”
“Thank you so much.”
I run back up the beach to my friends, who are saying “Can I see?” repeatedly, like parrots.
I unfold it.
“Guys.”
“What?”
“I’m about to die.”
“What? Why?”
“There’s…. There’s….”
“WHAT?”
“Not just his signiature… but.. but”
“WHAT?!?!?!”
“….. his phone number.”
“Shut. Up.”
“No….. “
I turn the piece of paper around.
“Oh my god. Cece, you are amazing.”
Areida’s P.O.V.
While the girl Liam gave his autograph is fangirling, my phone starts to ring.
I pick up.
“Hello?”
“Areida.”
“Oh, hey Simon. What’s up?”
“One Direction’s opener cancelled on us.”
“Oh no!”
“Yes. We would like to choose YOU as our replacement.”
“Really? Like, REALLY? Don’t kid with me.”
“I’m serious!”
“Oh my god, Simon, thank you so much, you won’t regret it.”
“You’re welcome.”
And the phone call ends.
“What was that?”
“Guess who’s going on tour with you?”

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Johanna Mason*
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December 28, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Forever Young
A One Direction fanfiction
Chapter 8.
Zayn’s P.O.V.
I did not know it was even possible to love two people at the same time.
Perrie hates me.
Areida barely knows me.
Oh, how to choose.
Harry’s P.O.V.
What Zayn said to me is repeating in my head. How can he like her…. It’s been less than 24 hours.
Intuition is superior, I guess.
But just five days ago he was crying like a baby over Perrie.
And what do I find next? Liam. Staring at a gorgeous girl, who appears to be completely unaware that she’s being stared at.
“Hey, mate.”
“Yeah?”
“If you like her, go talk to her.”
As soon as I said that, she turns her head this way, and her eyes widen.
She’s noticed.
She turns her head back to her friend and points at him at the same time.
“It’s LIAM PAYNE. LIAM PAYNE. LIAM JAMES PAYNE!!!!” we can hear.
Liam’s still looking at her.
She runs up with some paper and pen, and pretty much screams
“Hi, I’m Cece, can I have your autograph?”
Author's note: I thought of an idea, another chapter shall be up by 3:00 New Zealand time.

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Johanna Mason*
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December 28, 2012 1:00pm UTC

Girl: "You're fat!"
Me: "You wish you had my curves."

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