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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 12:00am UTC
    'Tis better to slip with foot than tongue.

  2. JenBooBear JenBooBear
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 1:20pm UTC
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  3. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Friend: Are you deaf?!
    Me: What?

  4. writingforyou writingforyou
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    i knew you were trouble
    Chapter 1
    Elena's P.O.V.
    We were silent for at least a minute. "Hi Alex." I said.
    The one in the left jumped in saying, "And I'm Jonah!" I giggled. "Hi Jonah." We all got in a line to get our tickets and swung to the auditorium. Once we found our seats, Alex decided to sit next to me. I smiled at him when he grinned at me. The movie was about to start so we put on our glasses.
    During the movie, I screamed so loud, the whole room heard me. "You need comfort?" Alex whispered.
    "I'm fine." I answered.
    He turned to the screen and shrugged. "If you say so."
    The movie ended and we all headed to Lexie's car. "You guys sure you want to head back home?
    The night is still young." Jonah questioned. "Well, my parents wanted me back after the movie." answered Lexie. "See you later then?"
    "Of course."
    Alex walked up to me and whispered, "I know you aren't doing anything. Wanna come with me?"
    I didn't know what to reply. Should I go with Alex? I only knew the guy for what, 3 hours? He looks like those bad guys. "What do you ride with?" I asked. "A motorcycle." he pointed. I really want to go now. "Um..Lexie. You can go by yourself. I'm going to ride with Alex."
    "Oh. Okay, I see." she winked. "Good luck then you two."
    "Thanks." We both said. "So I'm off by myself?" Jonah asked. "Sorry, man." said Alex.
    "It's cool. You guys want alone time." he winked second.
    While them two left, Alex walked me to his bike. His bike was fiery red. I was attracted.
    "Hop on." he threw me his other pair of helmets.
    I strapped on my helmet and asked, "where are we going?"
    "Let's go shopping."
    I was confused. Go shopping? Why shopping? Why would he want to go?
    I got on the seat behind him. "Hold on."
    I held on him tightly with my head on his leathered clothing. He smelled so delightful. Smell of expensive cologne. He started the motorcycle and drove real fast. I was terrified, feeling like I was falling down. "Slow down!" I yelled. "This is nothing." he replied.
    We arrived to a shop. Alex came in after me and we were looking around. I saw such a pretty, shiny necklace. "This is so cute!" I said quietly. He came up behind me. "How much? Do you got the money for it?"
    "It's $75.00. Obviously not."
    He grabbed the necklace from me and looked around. He pulled the tag off and secretly put it inside his pocket. I was shocked, "what are you doing?!"
    "Shhhhh." He said quietly. "Alex, I don't even want it that much. Don't cause so much trouble!" I whispered. He walked out of the store and so did I. "Put it back!" I exclaimed.
    "Why, it's for free." He smirked. He grabbed my waist, "you still want it?"
    I pulled away. "No!"
    We stared at each other for a short period of time. "You're one of those bad boys, aren't you now?"
    Alex looked at me. "Why would you think that?" He smiled.
    "Motorcycle speeder, stealing, the way you flirt with girls." I answered.
    "Then..I guess you can call me a bad boy." He winked. "I'm gonna ask you something. What was your first impression when you saw me for the first time?"
    I thought. "I knew you were trouble when you walked in."
    __________________________________________________________________________________________
    *If you want a reminder, just comment below*
    (credit to Taylor Swift for the lyric at the end)
    Cuteeee, a bad boy ;D
    LISTEN TO "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" WHILE READING!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2eCHdqFYj4

  5. BrookeHenderson BrookeHenderson
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA FALL
    BEFORE/////////////YOU fly

  6. BrookeHenderson BrookeHenderson
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    i want..
    a "Wreck This Journal" but I can't get one because I can't find them.

  7. BrookeHenderson BrookeHenderson
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. MEWilliams MEWilliams
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  9. BrookeHenderson BrookeHenderson
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    the mirror can lie
    doesn't show you what's inside.
    nmf

  10. smoore01 smoore01
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Everyone: Are you okay
    Everyone: You look mad
    Everyone: You look sad
    Everyone: You look tired
    Everyone: Are you mad at me
    Everyone: What happened
    Me: ITS MY FACE

  11. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    Yes,
    I am a teenager.
    Yes,
    I am making a Build-A-Bear.
    No.
    You should not stare at me like a crazy person while I am dressing up Mr. Fluffykinz in a fireman costume.

  12. hallucinating* hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    When some
    ONE CALLED DEMI
    FAT, SHE SAID, "You wish you had my curves."

  13. BrookeHenderson BrookeHenderson
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    hey, go starve urself. ur tooooo fat.
    how do you have a popular boyfriend? he probably is cheating on you cause of ur ugliness.
    don't stop commiting suicide! try again! xP
    These are texts I got this morning. I don't even know how I got they got my number.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Everyone: You're so quiet.
    Me: I'm not quiet. I just don't like you.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:06am UTC
    ---^---^---^---^---^---^---^----------------------------------
    if it stopped. . .who would miss me?

  18. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Friends: What are you going to buy your dad for his birthday?
    Boy: A flower..
    Friends: LOL! A flower? Is your dad gay?! HAHAHAHA!
    Friends: *Walks away*
    Boy: *later* Puts the flower on his dads grave, and cries.
    Don't be so quick to judge people.

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    The first man to walk on the moon Leaves this earth again RIP Neil Armstrong. May God Rest your soul ♥

  20. hallucinating* hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    "What if..."
    CREATES SO MUCH
    IMAGINATION

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