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Darkness_Of_Depression
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July 12, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Teacher
"Your homework is to study for tomorrows test."
Student:
"Sweet, no homework!"
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letsdanceinStyles
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June 29, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Katy Perry sings about what girls want to do.
Taylor Swift sings about what girls want to say.
One Direction sings about what girls want to hear.

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Oliviaxo
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June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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Smileyy19
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June 6, 2012 5:15am UTC

The difference between school and life?
In school you are taught the lesson then given the test, but in life you are given the test then taught the lesson.

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Darkness_Of_Depression
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May 28, 2012 8:30pm UTC

When I was younger I just wanted to be grown up
Now that I'm grown up, I just want to be young .

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Darkness_Of_Depression
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 7:18pm UTC

&WHEN EVERYTHING GETS BETTER
I manage to make it worse...

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hisblueeyes
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 10:07am UTC

girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
boy: I know.
girl: I love you!
boy: I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
girl: Where is he?
dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
girl: *starts crying*
dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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Darkness_Of_Depression
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May 3, 2012 7:37pm UTC

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lynzee
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Everybody dies
but not everybody lives.

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Darkness_Of_Depression
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 1:13am UTC

You said you wouldn't leave me
You said you wouldn't leave m
You said you wouldn't leave
You said you wouldn't leav
You said you wouldn't lea
You said you wouldn't le
You said you wouldn't l
You said you wouldn't
You said you wouldn
You said you would
You said you woul
You said you wou
you slowly left.

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Darkness_Of_Depression
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April 29, 2012 3:29am UTC

Hardest .task.ever :
Proving how amazing someone is
When they have a low self esteem

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Darkness_Of_Depression
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April 28, 2012 2:43am UTC

When I was 8
I played with barbies and my moms old clothes
Now that they're 8
they play with cell phones and wear hollisterclothes.</3
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