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ArianaHegarty_
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 2:25pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #1
Donna: I'm kind of cold..
Eric: Aw well here Donna, here's my jacket
Eric: Aren't we just the perfect couple
Jackie: Michael, I'm cold too.
Kelso: Well damn Jackie I can't control the weather!
Comment if I should continue!

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Hale_Storm18
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August 22, 2012 9:49am UTC

I hate when girls go, "Oh, it's autumn/winter. I need a boyfriend to keep me warm."
No, you can buy a coat like the rest of us singles.

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I Always See Quotes That Say
"Today at the supermarket I was all dressed in sweats and no make up and a little boy perposed with a candy ring."
Well today at Cosco, I was in gym shorts with my hair up and a little boy growled at me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC

I wonder if God gets excited
when he finally sees us with the
person He created us to be with.
Or i f He is watching and is l i ke --
" That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM. THAT
WAS THEM."
"Ugh, why are all my otp's walking by each other without
noticing?""
We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
nmf/
fformat from imthetypeofgirl

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

"Be strong,"
I whispered to my wifi signal.

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Bravosierra*
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August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 3:47pm UTC

And who else keeps clicking
on their username, expecting to see a drop-down menu?

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC

i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,
"your girlfriend is HOT."
This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

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FullOfRegrets
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Lady Gaga
Just let that sink in

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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lillylovee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Willow Smith is 11 years old, already has her tongue pierced, half her head shaved, and said she's bisexual.
Someone needs to go visit their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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BlackButterflies
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July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 1:21pm UTC

Death ends a life, not a relationship.

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ILoveToSmile
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC

.___________.
It's a whale
.....How do you have friends
._______.
Baby whale

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emma21
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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