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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"
day.made.

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BlueEyedCutie
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:44pm UTC

☣ ☣ ☣ ☣ ☣
When you’re thinking about really Inappropriatethings and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your Mind
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Jade672
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Everyone has that one secret,
that they can't tell anyone, no matter how much, they want to♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Sometimes all I really need is
someone to hug me tight
and refuse to let me go
until I feel all better
-♥-

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emilxo
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 5:20pm UTC

What is sexy?
Sexy is standing in the rain, pushing up against the hood of your car
and kissing her with the intent to never stop.
What is cute?
Cute is young and inexperienced.
Cute is holding hands and kissing at every red light.
What is passion?
Passion is knowing what you want and stopping at nothing until you get
it. Passion is putting your heart into all that you do.
What is beauty?
Beauty is all about the inside of a person.
Beauty can only be found in the heart.
What is LOVE?
Love is the amazing balance of all these things
in your mind, heart, body, and soul. ♥

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 7:57pm UTC

nothing brings two people
together faster than the hatred of a third person.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Finding friendship like ours
is like nailing jello to a tree, impossible.

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FallingApart_
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Awww look
my middle finger likes you. ♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 3:55pm UTC

You know who I'm in love with?
Read the first word again.

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 4:24pm UTC

Keep this in mind,
one day, there's going to be a guy, who's going to love you, your body, your smile, the way you walk, the way you talk, the way you laugh, he's going to love you and you're going to feel confident and on top of the world. One day, you won't feel insecure. your day is coming, i promise.♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Have you ever wanted to cry
just because you know things will never be
the same?

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Chellsey
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 6:40am UTC

A HEARTBREAK IS A BLESSING FROM GOD. ♥
It's just his way of letting you realize
he saved you from the wrong one.

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walking_on_sunshine
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 10:25pm UTC

PSYCHOLOGICAL FACT #2
At the age of 16, 80% of the people have already met the person they're going to marry.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 9:37pm UTC

Her Face
lit up brighter than her phone when it said she had a new text f r o m h i m ♥

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xoprettylittlesmileox
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 8:01pm UTC

real men wear pink
NO, REAL MEN KNOW HOW TO TREAT THEIR GIRL RIGHT. [NMF]

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lizzyforever11
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 9:47pm UTC

Dude, you're ONE year older then me
d o n ' t t r e a t m e l i k e i ' m 4
seriously.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 10:21am UTC

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thewayiam
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 8:29pm UTC

fave this if you want;
Him to ask you out. Him to hug you. Him to kiss you.
Him to hold your hand. Him to kiss your hand.
Him to play with your hair. Him to put his arm around you.
Him to give you jewelry. Him to kiss you in the rain.
Him to compliment you. Him to win you a stuffed animal.
or,
a pony?(:

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 3:40pm UTC

♥
I wanna be the girl
who makes your bad days better;
the one that makes you say
my life has changed since I met her
♥

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