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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    ATTENTION
    WITTY GIRLS!
    Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,
    FAVE
    IF YOU WANT
    DRAKE AND JOSH
    TO COME BACK!!
    Y

  3. idkomg123 idkomg123
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 2:56pm UTC
    Really delete this quote?
    When I was upset...
    My first boyfriend;
    Would stand and try to cheer me up
    My second boyfriend;
    Would STILL be ignoring me
    My third boyfriend;
    Would spend about five minutes trying to cheer me up then go
    My current & fourth boyfriend;
    Would hold me and make me laugh until it hurt my face and my stomach
    Hands up who thinks I'm better off with number four?
    ~True♥
    girl: your single right?
    boy: yea
    girl: well do you have anyone
    in mind?
    boy: well...yea but i don't know
    if i should ask her out...
    girl: you should!!! call her now!!
    boy: okay *dials number*
    girl: *phone rings* hold on i got
    a call...hello?
    boy: Will you go out with me??
    ~♥~

  4. ithoughtyoulovedme ithoughtyoulovedme
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    I don't want
    a broken heart because;
    I'll lose all the pieces
    -lil' wayne♥

  5. helloxgoodbye helloxgoodbye
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you make an awkward moment quote,
    and it's not at all awkward...or funny...
    ----------------------------------------------------

  6. WhiteEnvelopes WhiteEnvelopes
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:41pm UTC
    You see that girl over there?
    Yeah her ;;
    the one that wears no makeup,
    the one that doesn't dress the nicest,
    the one that weighs more then she would like too.
    Yeah well I have to tell you something boy.
    She looks for you in the hall everyday.
    She loves the way you half smile at her.
    She notices when you're not at school.
    &+ trust me when I say this ;;
    it kills her.
    Can't you see boy?
    She's madly in love with you.
    All mine.
    Story of my life.

  7. forever_plusonex3 forever_plusonex3
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. oxemmaxo oxemmaxo
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:38pm UTC
    & im pretty sure
    Taylor Swift stalks my life
    And writes songs about it.

  9. katiemarch95 katiemarch95
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 8:17pm UTC
    YOU SEE HER?
    YOU BROKE HER.
    DID YOU KNOW?
    SHE CUTS HERSELF
    BECAUSE OF YOU:
    HAVE YOU SEEN HER WRISTS?
    THEY HAVE MANY SCARS.
    AND THEIR ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.
    ♥♥♥
    not my format;CREDIT TO WHOEVER.

  10. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 7:00am UTC
    Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay...
    fay....face....facebook :D

  11. archuleta4ever archuleta4ever
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 8:03pm UTC
    *Snow Day*
    Elementary School: "YAY! Mommy, Let's go build a snow man!"
    Middle School: "Arright Cool..I'm going back to sleep."
    High School: *Calls Friend* "DUDE. GET OVER HERE. WE'RE BUILDING A SNOW FORT. Then we can go inside and my mommy will make us hot chocolate!!!!!"

  12. Abbey_Hilton Abbey_Hilton
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 6:17am UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize
    Flo Rida is Florida
    Will. I. Am is William
    And B.o.B is Bob

  13. kaylamacaione kaylamacaione
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    IM SORRY MY PHONE KEEPS CALLING YOU
    It's voice activated and I'm at the mall with Santa.
    and every time he says "Ho Ho Ho"
    IT AUTOMATICALLY CALLS YOU

  14. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    I Want To Sit Down
    & Cry Right In Front Of You So You Know Just How Bad It Hurts.


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. LCostello LCostello
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you realize you're going the wrong way
    and have to turn around in the middle of the hallway

  17. xxRainbowSlayerxx xxRainbowSlayerxx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:20pm UTC
    I Look at old photos & say,
    "What the hell am I wearing?"

    format credit: MyEye6

  18. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    What’s the point of the
    History Channel?
    I mean really? Who’s flipping though the channels and is like:
    “YES! A documentary on the French Revolution!”?

  19. archuleta4ever archuleta4ever
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 8:09pm UTC
    "I bet I can make you say purple."
    "I bet you can't. Try me."
    "Okay. Say blue."
    "Blue."
    "Say pink."
    "Pink."
    "Whats 2+2?"
    "4."
    "HA! Told you I could make you say four!"
    "No...You told me you could make me say purple.."
    "AND YOU JUST DID."
    "Dammit.."

  20. steppphhh steppphhh
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    please don't go away, please.
    no one's ever stuck with
    me for so long before..
    -dory♥

:)

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