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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    So many girls want a guy to save them.
    But one did, 2012 years ago †
    Thank you Jesus, for saving me.

  3. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 6.
    “Wake up Bree; it’s almost 10:30!” My mom shouted up the steps.
    I slowly opened my eyes, angry at the fact that my mom was waking me up so early. Normally, I would wake up around 11:30, even noon sometimes, but not today, apparently. I crawled out of bed, picking up my phone that had 1 new message from Jaycie, telling everyone to meet at the beach around 11:30.
    Letting out a tired sigh, I walked to my closet, deciding on something completely stunning to wear. Today was step 1 of plan ‘revenge of the ex-boyfriend.’
    Make Jake jealous.
    I wasn’t all that fond of the name, but I would think of a catchier one later.
    I pulled on my strapless white cover up over my newly bought Gucci rhinestone bikini, which I had been saving up for-for nearly a year. Each strap fell gracefully around all of my tan curves, that I had worked so hard the past 2 years to perfect. I then braided my naturally blonde hair down my back, letting my bangs fall in loose strands around my face.
    After that, I applied my makeup. Extra sparkly, of course. What’s a rhinestone bikini without glittery makeup?
    Once I had made myself presentable, I slipped on my flip flops, and began making my way towards the beach.
    “Are you sure you don’t want something to eat first, hunny?” My mom asked concerned. “You’ve barely eaten anything since you got here.”
    “I’m fine mom.” I assured her. “But thanks.”
    I quickly headed towards the door, before she began to question my eating habits. I wasn’t anorexic, or bulimic, or any of that. Sure, I didn’t eat very often, but I still ate healthy. You’d be surprised where a few apples and some exercise will get you.
    “Where did you get that bikini girl?!” Zoe shrieked, running up to worship my outfit.
    “I know a few people.” I examined my nails, pretending it was not big deal.
    “You have got to hook me up with one of those.” Jaycie said, scanning what she could see of my suit, that was still mostly hidden behind my cover up.
    “We’ll see.” I smirked. “They’re pretty hard to get.”
    Sure, I was telling a few little white lies. They were clearly impressing Jake though, so my guilt quickly faded. We all found an empty spot in the sand, and began preparing to go get in the water. I watched Jake’s eyes widen as I pulled of my white laced cover up. Little did I know, he wasn’t the only one watching.
    “Damn Barbie, when did you get a super model body?” Ryan gaped in amazement.
    I let out a sarcastic laugh, pulling my aviators down over my eyes. Jake’s face grew somewhat angry at Ryan’s comment.
    “Well.” I said calmly, starting to walking down towards the water.
    “The day Jake decided I wasn't good enough."
    Little bit of attitude(: Sorry for the delay guys, i've been kinda sick the past few days :( The next chapter will be exciting:D Also, to anyone being notified via text, I have begun to realize that only a few people have been getting them..stupid texting app..i'll fix itt(: I cannot thank you all enough for the amazing support you have been giving me, and this story. I love you all (:
    The number to reach for next chapter is 550 [:
    ---Hint---
    “Slow down!” Jake said more sternly.
    “Oh settle dow-"
    “Bree, lookout!” Jake screamed.
    -----Bree's POV----
    Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries/Th3Br0k3nBl0nd3

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  5. BlazingDawn BlazingDawn
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    You know the difference,
    between promises and memories? We break promises; memories break us
    format by sandrasaurus

  6. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    A photograph is worth a thousand words,
    but photoshop can create a thousand lies ♥

  7. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    At school;
    "Did you see
    the new guy!?"
    "no... is he hot?"

  8. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:27am UTC
    who else was forced
    to play the recorder, as a kid?
    nmf


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Just_3_Things Just_3_Things
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    That annoying moment when,
    you know a band wayyyy before everyone else, then they have one popular song and BAM everones obsessed with them.

    nmf

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    "The human life is made up of choices.
    Yes or no.
    In or out.
    Up or down.
    And then there are the choices that matter.
    Love or hate.
    To be a hero or to be a coward.
    To fight or to give in.
    To live. Or die. Live or die.
    That's the important choice.
    And it's not always in our hands."
    Grey's Anatomy

  12. lovetolovex3 lovetolovex3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    I wish there was
    a Build-a-Boy store
    just me?
    nmf

  13. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when your kindness is mistaken for flirting

  14. emilyjonesxox emilyjonesxox
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    fav this, and i'll..
    comment on your profile a boys name that I think sounds good with yours. I pinky promise I'll do them all!

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    "I want a girl who doesn't know she's beautiful,
    So i have an excuse to let her know
    she is all the time."
    - Zayn Malk ♥

  16. greendaygal greendaygal
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    boy: you're cute
    me: who put you up to this
    boy: what
    me: was it my mom?
    boy: no i think you're rea-
    me: DAMMIT MOM
    boy: i don't understa-
    me: how much did she pay you

  17. FallingApart_ FallingApart_
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Mirror, mirror on the wall,
    who's the biggest fool of all?
    MUST BE THE GIRL
    who can't stop crying.
    OR MAYBE IT'S THE GIRL
    { wHO KePT on TRYIng♥

  18. BebeCutie99 BebeCutie99
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Fave and I will
    Write on your profile the first thing I notice about you.
    I promise <3
    Just comment a smiley face too, so I'm sure to get them all :D

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    A relationship isn't a test
    so why
    cheat?

  20. Emmyforlifexo Emmyforlifexo
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    I'm bored.
    So fave for a tbh♥

:)

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