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jimmy365
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December 29, 2011 8:52pm UTC

The awkward
moment
when you get out of the shower and there's no towel.

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hannahcheerx0
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December 29, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Were did you get that accent?
I bought it on ebay!

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iceprincess166
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December 29, 2011 8:47pm UTC

I'm not arguing.
I'm simply explaining why I'm right. ♥

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xxxcayleexxx
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 8:48pm UTC

Dude! i wasn't THAT drunk
Dude you picked up my parakeet and chucked it at my dog yelling! ANGRY BIRDS

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fallonxoxo13
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 8:43pm UTC

Why do we all feel safe under blankets?
its not like a murderer will come in thinking
"i'm going to ki...-ah damn it, shes under a blanket..."

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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wittygirl2010
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January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC

‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
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You only have 1 mom.
Fave this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
text message*

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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pceluvbasketballx3
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC

I failed a spelling test
because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
& I put down your name
nmf/nmq

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cx3
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

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bblady11
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October 15, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Girls are like, apples on trees. The BEST ones are at the top of the tree. the boys don't want to reach for the good ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotton apples from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along. The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. <3

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NickAndEllis
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October 15, 2011 9:25pm UTC

I think you're Amazing
But it'd be better if you DUMPed her. . . (:
Nmf

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XxGoth_ValoriexX
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 9:15pm UTC

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AmandaxXx
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 9:09pm UTC

He loves me
Holds me
Kisses me in the rain
Hugs me when I'm cold
Listens to my problems
Calls me beautiful
Texts me every morning
Calls me every night Tells me I'm his world, and that he'll always love me Introduces me to his parents
Shows me off to his friends
Laughs with me
Really talks to me Puts up with all my sh*t
Fights with me
Apologizes to me
Is always there for me
Forgives my mistakes
Calls me baby Makes fun of me Makes me happy
He is my best friend
Fave this if you thought of a certain guy ;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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taymurgan21911
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 8:48pm UTC

Shut up.
I wear heels bigger than your dick.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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skylarmckenzie48
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October 15, 2011 8:49pm UTC

Jack & Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly and said, "do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress, then they had some fun, but Jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 8:44pm UTC

nobody listens to you,
until you fart.
nmf/nmq♥
Format by XxprettixX

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blackcherry
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 10:40pm UTC

When I was A Kid
and i wanted to be older
This sh*t is not what i expected

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