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  1. RaeBaby123 RaeBaby123
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:55am UTC
    50 faves and I'll give this note to my crush :
    Dear Jacob ,
    Guess what ? If it isn't knid of obvious , you're my best guy friend . Or pretty close to it . Well that's what you may think of me , but I like you . And have since the beginng of the year . I know about you and Sammy , I understand she's myy bestfriend , and I know what may happen . Please don't tell anyone about this . It's not a joke . You make me laugh , and smile , and all the time . If this is going to change what we have as friend , ignore everything I've said . If it isn't , then it's true . So thank you Jacob , for being such a great friend . 99 % of the time I go to 7th period I'm upset , by the time you leave I can't stop smiling .
    P.S. You're a really big flirt . ;p
    Your friend ,
    Skyler

  2. ThinkAboutThat ThinkAboutThat
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    You sayfam[ily]?
    I say [f]a[m]i[l]y.

  3. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    Call me old fashioned,
    but I actually take relationships
    seriously.

  4. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:20am UTC
    ///When I go to the Doctors\\\
    Doctor: Are you sexually active?
    Me: Nope.
    Doctor: Are you sure?
    Me: No, I’m not sure maybe someone took my V-card out of my back pocket while I wasn’t looking -_-
    Doctor: Well it’s just that you’re 17 it seems that you’d be sexually active.
    Me: Look honey, I spend my life on Witty & Tumblr, do you think I’m getting laid?
    Doctor: ....
    nmf

  5. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    BEST IDEA;
    Books where the letter glow in the dark
    ©livsbestfriendryan


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    ------------------------
    " Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
    I don't know about you, but I didn't
    half that stuff in fifth grade...
    ------------------------

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:20am UTC
    I Feel Disgusting
    when I hear what people really think about me

  9. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    "Age is just a number!"
    "Yeah so is 911 you pedophile..."

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:55am UTC
    Those Conversations
    l a t e a t n i g h t w i t h y o u r b e s t f r i e n d s , w h e n y o u t e l l e a c h o t h e r everything.♥
    k a k a k a t i e

  11. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC
    #1 rule during arguments:
    if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

  12. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:42am UTC
    play with pen in class
    PEN SHOOTS 25 YARDS AWAY.

  13. brokendreams* brokendreams*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:12am UTC
    life does teach lessons... its just up to you to learn them.

  14. chocoluv chocoluv
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:10am UTC
    that feeling in my stomach when i get a message from u ♥

  15. sTaY_BeAUTiFuL13 sTaY_BeAUTiFuL13
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Switching between witty, tumblr, youtube, and facebook for hours because you have no life.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. ireallylikehim ireallylikehim
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.

:)

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