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ConfuzzledGuidette

  1. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. WishingLily WishingLily
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:40pm UTC
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  4. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    ------------♥------------
    Yeah, and remember when you were attractive? Yeah me either.
    ------------♥------------

  5. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    If a boy likes you,
    he'll joke around with you,
    punch your arm (jokingly, ofourse),
    act shy around you sometimes,
    try and continue conversation,
    laugh at your jokes,
    try and make you smile,
    try and make you laugh,
    confide in you,
    trust you.
    You might catch him
    looking over at you in class,
    don't act weird,
    smile!
    he just wants you to be yourself around him!
    don't waste your time on the players,
    find the right guy,
    no matter how long it takes.
    Love From
    Al Nicholas
    (a boy ;))

  6. LEXIExTAYLOR LEXIExTAYLOR
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    survey says that..
    29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed.
    I tried it once.
    my freakin goldfish died.

  7. oursong oursong happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    oh,the good old days
    when calorie was just another 'big word',
    and a bad hair day was when there was a 'bump' in your ponytail.
    when nobody left anybody out on the playground,
    and boys either had cooties, or were your best friends.
    the biggest fights occurred when somebody stole your crayon.
    wherever you went, your parents friends paid for you.
    you didn't have to worry aboutwhat other people thought of you,
    and the best memories were the ones made on the swingset.
    i'd give just about anything
    to go back to
    those days.

  8. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    ________________________________________
    I'm not a morning person,
    Do not pull the covers off me, I will kill you.
    _____

  9. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    so this morning...
    I woke up at 7:30,
    and the first thing I did was pick up my phone,
    and started writing a text to 'her'.
    "Good morning beautiful, can't wait to see you today"
    I hit send and started to get ready.
    I wore the hoodie she bought me,
    and wore the cologne I know she loves.
    I set off to the store and bought some chocolates,
    10 roses, her favourite flower,
    that movie she was telling me she wanted to see,
    and a card simply saying "I love you".
    As I was walking home I saw her standing by my door.
    I sneaked up behind her,
    wrapped my arms around her waist,
    and kissed her kneck.
    "Guess who!" I said.
    She giggled and lent over to kiss me.
    I took her hand and led her inside.
    "Mum, this is my girlfriend" I proudly told.
    "I've heard a lot about you!" My mum said.
    She blushed and I kissed her cheek.
    We walked to my room, and sat on the sofa.
    I handed her the bag of chocolates and flowers,
    She grinned with glee,
    I lent forward and kissed her again.
    Then I put on the movie.
    "You remembered!" she said.
    I just smiled.
    We cuddled all through the movie,
    With her feeling safe in my arms.
    "I love you"
    I whispered.
    "I love you too"
    She replied.
    I looked into her beautiful eyes,
    and she looked into mine.
    We were in love.
    And I knew, I never wanted her to leave my side.
    LOL JK
    I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE IN BLACK OPS
    al nicholas

  10. WishingLily WishingLily
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    Substitute Teacher :
    "Does you normal teacher let you do that?"
    Students:
    "YES..."

  11. livelifeforever livelifeforever
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    that moment
    when even music
    {doesn't help}

  12. Michiexx Michiexx
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    Have you ever just sat there and thought,
    Why?...
    Why did God put me here?
    Why do people hate?
    Why did my life turn out this way?
    Why do people want to kill themselves?
    Why do I want to kill myself?
    Why is my life falling apart?
    Why do people love you&then hate you?
    Why do you care so much about what other people think?
    Why did I turn out the way I did?..
    nmf.

  13. queenlatifa queenlatifa
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:38pm UTC
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  14. alyssaxxx alyssaxxx
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    Hitting Your boyfriend
    Because You Can
    Lol JK. What boyfriend?

  15. LoVeLaUgHdReAm LoVeLaUgHdReAm
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    I am not a word , i am not a line ; i am not a girl that could EVER be defined♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Trickaa Trickaa
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    Me:
    "Did you hear that!?"
    Friend:
    "Omg Yes!! What was that!?"
    Me:
    "I don't know I didn't hear it..."

  17. NONE* NONE*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    “You’ve got enemies? Good. That means you actually
    stood up for something in your life. ”
    — Eminem

  18. martinisnowboarder martinisnowboarder
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    I get jealous everytime another girl hugs you, because for a second, they are holding my world.

  19. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    ♥Who needs weed to get high, when you can just fall in love?♥

  20. itsviennax97 itsviennax97
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    favorite if...
    your mommy still makes your sandwiches.

:)

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