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  1. fulldark fulldark
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that's the tragedy of living.
    — Iain S. Thomas

  2. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    Me:. I'm with my boyfriendFriend: YOU HAVE A BF WHAT THE FUÇK WHY DIDN'T I KNOW WHO IS HE WHERE HE BE IS HE BAE HUEHURHUEMe: HAHA GOTCHA

  3. xoautumn97 xoautumn97
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 9:28pm UTC
    Most girls want a perfect summer romance.. but i just want someone i can flirt with and who will make me happy that maybe just maybe it'll turn into a relationship.

  4. InsertWittyUsernamePlease InsertWittyUsernamePlease
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 9:57am UTC
    I hate finishing a good book. It makes me feel hollow inside. Not to mention, lonely.

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you see someone you used to know at the store, so you walk the other way before they notice you.

  6. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    Friend: WHAT do we even talk about most of the time? eweMe: Well we often comment on each others stupidity Friend: Oh yesh how could I forget Me: Because of your stupidity Friend: You son of a-

  7. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    I can't and won't live without you.
    You give me butterflies every time I see you.
    You are everything I have ever needed
    and now I have found you. <3

  8. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 12:14pm UTC
    Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you.

  9. IAmAUnicorn IAmAUnicorn
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 5:53pm UTC
    Everyone is entitled to stupidity
    But some people abuse the privilege

  10. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 2:41am UTC
    Alice: How long is forever?
    White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one
    second.

  11. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 2:49pm UTC
    ♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒
    If the sky comes falling down
    For you
    There's nothing in this world
    I wouldn't do
    ♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒

  12. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 10:51pm UTC
    Because I need you....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. soccerbabexx9 soccerbabexx9
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    I wanted to write down
    exactly what I felt
    BUT SOMEHOW THAT PAPER STAYED EMPTY
    and I could not have
    described it any better

  15. shutupandlistentotechno shutupandlistentotechno
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    I hate it here.

  16. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 11:26am UTC
    Police: *knock on door* can you open the door please?
    Me: why?
    Police: We just want to talk to you
    Me: how many of you is there?
    Police: There's two of us
    Me: Then talk to each other!

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    I think my mom overheard me telling
    my friend about things I've done that I'd
    die if anyone found out. At first I was
    scared at the thought of her knowing,
    then I was p.issed that she basically
    eavesdropped, and now I'm a mix
    between p.issed and you-have-no-
    room-to-judge-me-based-on-all-the-
    s.hit-you've-done-and-even-admitted.

  18. amy:)* amy:)*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 11:13am UTC
    never regret anything.
    because at one time
    it was exactly what you wanted.

  19. _love_stinks_ _love_stinks_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 11:50pm UTC
    i remember the day you told me
    YOU WERE LEAVING
    I REMEMBER THE MAKEUP RUNNING DOWN YOUR FACE
    and the dreams you left behind you didn't need them
    like every single
    WISH WE EVER MADE

  20. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 5:44pm UTC
    *Mailman delivers my package*
    Me: Thanks
    Mailman: No Problem have a nice day
    Me: Don't tell me what to do!!
    Thanks old TV shows xD

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