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  1. kkaitlynx0 kkaitlynx0
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    I laugh at my own texts
    before i send them
    Be cause im that danm funny.

  2. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  3. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

  4. danni79 danni79
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC
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  5. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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  6. Katiiiiiie Katiiiiiie
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:26am UTC
    hoping there will be new hot guys
    EVERY YEAR BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN
    even thogh that never happens

  7. nevergrowup89 nevergrowup89
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    In the car with my dad.
    *pass my old middle school*
    Me: God, it still feels like I'm going back there.
    Dad: I know. Big ol' freshman now, eh?
    Me: Yeah, I'm kinda nervous.
    Dad: Oh you got nothing to worry about.
    Me: Yeah well-
    Dad: Except boys. Boys are idiots.
    Me: Dad, you ARE a boy.
    Dad: Exactly. So I know what goes on in their head. Especially high school boys. They only have one thing on their minds-
    Me: Dad!
    Dad: -football. Haha, you thought we were gonna have the talk, didn't you?
    Me: Oh my god, Dad. Never do that to me again.

  8. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Girl:
    Truth or dare?
    Boy:
    Dare. :)
    Girl:
    I dare you to love me.
    Boy:
    No babe, that's truth. ♥
    nmf.

  9. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    you don't know if you should hug a person goodbye or not.

  10. l0veistheanswer l0veistheanswer
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    if you ever get caught
    sleeping in school,
    just put your head up
    &say
    "In Jesus name, Amen."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Guys have friends that are girls
    Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
    ≈♥≈
    Girls have friends that are guys
    Because there is soooooo much less drama.
    ≈♥≈

  13. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:25am UTC
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  14. Pistachiox3 Pistachiox3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 12:28am UTC
    I fake the dates on my papers ,
    so it doesn't look like i did it last minute.

  15. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  16. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    I've Always Wanted to Say
    "My name's ______ from ______ and you're watching Disney Channel"
    *draws Mickey outline*

  17. ItsBarbieeBiiitch ItsBarbieeBiiitch
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:56am UTC
    shes the type of girl,
    who turns to music when her hearts broken.
    the type of girl with the pretty face who only gets used, who never felt loved.
    the type of girl who let's herself get hurt,
    because that's all she's ever known.
    she is the type of girl, who deserves so much better than what she gets.

  18. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:12am UTC
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Stand directly in front of her, hold both of her hands,
    And kiss her,
    ♥Kiss her like you mean it♥
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  19. amandalovesjc31 amandalovesjc31
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    ...
    What do guy play more. . .
    girls or xbox?

  20. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:43am UTC
    "quick pretend you're sleeping!" never gets old.

:)

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