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  1. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    *A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
    Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
    *Everyone laughs*
    Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
    *Dead silence*.
    nmq

  3. kjatelyn kjatelyn
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Things boys do that we love #1
    When boys read Harry potter
    Format: twilightgirl995

  4. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    that "ihatemyself" moment when
    you click "clear profile" instead of "save"

  5. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    ollieren12
    The Amanda Show #2
    Totally Kyle
    One time I was takin a shower with my cat, and my stomach started growling 'cuz you know, I was hungry. So I went to the kitchen to get some cereal... but we didnt have any. So I sucked on a spoon....
    series? comment<3


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  7. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    IT'S NOT THAT HARD
    TO REPLY TO MY TEXT MESSAGE.
    format and quote by: h0peful

  8. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER
    SENDING YOU A TEXT, WHEN I KNOW YOU WON'T REPLY?
    format and quote by: h0peful


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  10. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    I WOULD VERY MUCH ENJOY
    pushing you in front of a moving vehicle. (:
    format & quote by: h0peful.

  11. kjatelyn kjatelyn
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Do you think its wrong?
    For your bestfriend to date your ex?
    fave if you do.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  12. justanexample justanexample
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    I can be tuff, i can be strong,
    but with you its not like that at all.

  13. pshhwhoneedsausername pshhwhoneedsausername
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Having
    - - - - ->a really good status<- - - -on facebook,-
    OMG A NOTIFICATION! SOMEBODY LIKED IT!
    oh, nevermind,that's cool too,
    Thanks for sending me a cafe world request.
    -----------♥-----------

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    I have a real life,
    Then I have my witty life.
    I'm basically Hannah Montana

  15. daaannniiiixx3 daaannniiiixx3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    In s i d e s h e c r i e d
    outside she lied . . .


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  17. potatoesarelife potatoesarelife
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    I DARE you girls
    to go to school tommorrow with your hair in a messy bun, wearing sweatpants. NO makeup. DON'T straighten your hair. Just be confident and act yourself. I dare you to text HIM first. Stand up for someone being bullied. Compliment someone truthfully. Eat however much food until your FULL. Act weird in the hallways and not care about the staring eyes. Say hi to someone you've never talked to before. Sit with someone that normally eats alone.
    I DARE you to.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  18. jessandlucasforever jessandlucasforever
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    I'm really tired of
    \\\\ keeping my secrets from almost everyone////
    ----------------------------------- Tex-----------------------------------
    thats why i love my true friends. <3
    n m f

  19. glosoftballgirl glosoftballgirl
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    LIVE FOR
    the moments
    you can't put into words.

  20. itsnotmeitsyou itsnotmeitsyou
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    zero isn't a size

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