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  1. dancerchickxo69 dancerchickxo69
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Relationship Status:
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ In a relationship with food. ♡
    nmf.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. preciouswings preciouswings
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    i f a t o m a t o i s a f r u i t ,
    then ketchup is the smoothie.nmf

  4. taylorswiftfan taylorswiftfan
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. cutecotton cutecotton
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:15am UTC
    YOU KNOW
    I feel as if I've
    matured
    A lot this yea-
    OH MY GOD THE ICECREAM TRUCK.
    *bolts outside*

  6. xoxpaigexox3 xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    heeeey,♥
    so i know this is really annoying, i hate asking for faves but, this is legit.
    so i'm talking to my boyfriend and i told him to make me a sandwich next time i come over & i'll play cod, he said no. he knows about witty, so i told him to pick a number 1-599, he picked 499.
    so if this gets 499 faves or more he'll make me a sandwich while i play cod & kill him,♥
    help me out?(:

  7. Glamyxoxo Glamyxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    I'm planning
    on disappearing for a day,
    just to see if anyone notices.
    I feel so invisible sometimes I think I actually am.
    If no one notices I'm gone that day,
    I'll disappear for real.
     


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. vickylperkins vickylperkins
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    If you fave this
    >> you will die instantly <<
    soo; whos brave enough..?

  10. izzylvd izzylvd
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    texting
    heyyyyyyyy
    _ ________________|________|_________|_________|____|
    friends i think i take the lets im drunk
    like you hint f**k

  11. vickylperkins vickylperkins
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    I got a text! I hope its from......
    OH MY GOSH, LEAVE ME ALONE.

  12. beastgirl5555 beastgirl5555
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    I posted a picture of myself when I was a baby on Facebook,
    and it made my dad cry♥

  13. c00kiem0n5ter c00kiem0n5ter
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    get.at.me.bro.

  14. vanygurl3 vanygurl3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Dear Facebook,
    You're just jealous i get more girls..
    Love, Witty

  15. lautnerbabe96 lautnerbabe96
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    can you find the the Mistake?
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
    ♥ if you found it..

  16. fungirl1600 fungirl1600
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    At exactly 7 mins and 8 sec after 6 o'clock on September 10th this year
    it will be 6:07:08:09/10/11.
    This will not happen again until 3011.
    ♥ if mind blown♥♥♥nmf

  17. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    Fave if you know how you r parent s met
    COMMENT HOW
    Mine met at a gym..cool

  18. Keep_Smilin Keep_Smilin
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    ..............
    The awkward moment when
    Wikipedia has copied your homework
    NMQ
    ..............

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