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Carleyb1999

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Member Since: 18 Jan 2012 04:20pm

Last Seen: 5 Jan 2013 10:31am

user id: 265071

253 Quotes
650 Favorites
61 Following
66 Followers
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Hi, I'm Carley. I am 13 and live in New York.
I love Little Mix. Perrie is my favorite as you 
can see.
Melissa aka Jade is sexy
  1. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Girls
    Have periods
    Give birth
    Have to shave
    Have to do hair
    Boobs
    Boys
    Dick- if you get kicked

  2. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    1
    OMG thank you so much!
    I would love to thank myself for favoriting my own quote....

  3. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Me: mirror mirror on the wall whos the sexiest of them all
    Mirror: you, you are the sexiest of them all
    Me:
    Mirror:
    Me:
    Mirror:
    Me:
    Mirror:
    Me and Mirror: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Real Convo

  4. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
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  5. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    You Get A Tan Over The Weekend Then You Come Back Into School Acting Like A Beast

  6. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:33am UTC
    {♥}
    If You Need A Tan

  7. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    I Fight My Own Battels
    JK
    PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

  8. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:13am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:09am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    Your Friends Say:
    OMG YOUR BOOBS, THERE SO BIG!
    And Your Just Sitting There Like,
    Stop Looking O_o

  10. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Awkward
    kid: what are you doing?
    me: your mom
    kid:
    me:
    kid:
    me:
    kid:
    me:
    kid: that was a good one!!!!!
    me: IKR!!!!

  11. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:48am UTC
    If The Boy I Like Ever Saw My Witty,
    He Would Understand
    Everything

  12. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #1
    "Hey, can I borrow your Nickleback CD?"
    NMQ

  13. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    (¯`'•.
    ...................(¯'•(¯'•............_/..)/)
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    .(((...../ .// .............. | ./.....\/
    .))).....| ||.................| |...........♥♥♥
    ((........) \\.................) \...........\|/
    .^^^^.""'"'.^^^^^^^..""".^^^^.""""
    Do You See It?

  14. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Fave if you have ever called your teacher
    "MOM"

  15. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:42am UTC
    I Hate When People Scratch Chalk Boards!

  16. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:01am UTC
    lazy fact #7256345674
    you were too lazy to read that number

  17. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:59am UTC
    I Can't Think Of Quote So I'm Trying A New Font

  18. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    What type of mouse walks on two legs?
    Idk, what?
    nmq, followme(:
    Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
    Donald Duck?
    nmq, followme(:
    No, all ducks you idiot.

  19. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    1D
    **********************************
    Niall And The Potatos
    ~niall
    **********************************
    I Like Girls Who Eat Carrots
    ~louis
    ********************************************
    Dont Call A Girl Obsessed When Shes Just In Love
    ~zayn
    **********************************
    One Of My Fans Grabbed My Crotch
    ~liam
    **********************************
    Kitty cats!
    ~harry
    **********************************

  20. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:30am UTC
    The awkward moment when
    Your day dreaming at an object and someone things your staring at them
    O_o

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