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  1. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who:
    remember Lola Martinez, not Tori Vega.
    remember That's so Raven, not A.N.T. farm.
    remember Phil , before he went back to the future.
    remember Megan Parker, not Carly Shay.
    remember Zack & Cody, before they lived on a boat.
    remember when T.V. was good.

  2. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
    Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
    Woohoo for tumblr

  3. itsateenthing itsateenthing
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Boyfriend: i love you :)
    Me: I love you too :)
    Boyfriend:
    Me:
    Boyfriend:
    Me:
    Boyfriend:
    Me:
    Boyfriend:
    Me: *wakes up*

  4. AnnaLovesYou AnnaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Tom can do me Daley
    nmq

  5. TrappedInWonderland TrappedInWonderland
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Watching The Olympics
    *Tom Daley dives*
    Me: "Oh yes."
    Dad: "You really like that dive. huh?"
    Me: "What? Sorry."
    Dad: "I said that you must've really liked that dive."
    Me: Uh, yeah.. The dive.

  6. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Those nights where
    you lay in bed & think about that
    one special person ♥

  7. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Mom: The best things in life are free
    Concert Tickets: LOL
    Merch: LOL
    Food: LOL
    Internet: LOL

  8. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Another night, another dream
    wasted on you.

  9. loveneverdiesxoxo loveneverdiesxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    15 things a girl wants, but will never ask for.
    - Good morning/goodnight texts
    - Pictures taken together.
    - Surprises, espicially little ones.
    - Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
    - A hoodie with his scent all over it.
    - Really long hugs
    - Slow dances.
    - Sincere compliments.
    - A cute stuffed animal to hug when you aren't around.
    - Real, deep conversations.
    - Nonsense but funny conversations.
    - His "gentlemanlyness"
    - Comfort and patients when she is in tears.
    - Telling her how much you love her.

  10. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    (o.o)
    |
    \|/
    |
    /\
    This is Steve.
    How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG

  11. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:00am UTC
    / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / Creating scenarios in your head,Y o u x w i s h x w o u l d x h a p p e n .Then Remembering - They Never Do. / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

  12. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    You're my everything, while I'm your nothing.

  13. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 11:12am UTC
    singing parts of songs that
    fit into your conversations.

  14. Melanie_XO Melanie_XO
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    first base: being in the same roomsecond base: breathing the same airthird base: eye contact

  15. sydissic sydissic
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    those people that are so much fun in person,
    but the most boring texters.

  16. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    The guy who discovered Milk had to explain what he was doing to that Cow..
    nmf

  17. lawlz_sotrue2 lawlz_sotrue2
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:16am UTC
    That look
    you give your friends when they say something they wont supposed to say in front of yourparents

  18. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 10:32am UTC
    When I was your age...
    we were obsessed with Justin Timberlake, not Justin Bieber
    "JB" stood for Jonas Brothers, Spencer had a buzz-cut & was
    named "Crazy Steve", her name was Destiny Hope not Miley,
    it was Club Penguin not Facebook, we had CD's not iPod's,
    we had Avril Lavigne not Taylor Swift, we had Tamagotchi's
    not a Nintendo DS, we cried because we cut ourselves on
    accident, Zack & Cody lived at a hotel, we had The Amanda
    Show not Jersey Shore, we had Zac Efron not Taylor Lautner,
    nobody wanted to have to wear a bra & nobody wanted to...
    Grow up❤

  19. hihelloimrachel hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I always wondered if I'd be pretty in high school. Now, I wonder if the past me would find the present me to be pretty. Anyone else?

  20. linuspiggie linuspiggie
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 1:16pm UTC
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