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  1. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:35pm UTC
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  2. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Girl:
    Today he walked by.
    He looked handsome, as always.
    He'll never love me.
    Boy:
    Today she walked by.
    She looked beautiful, as always.
    I wish she knew how much I loved her.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. justgivemeonemorechance justgivemeonemorechance
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    If I had one
    penny,
    for everytime that
    I thought of
    you then I,
    would still have
    onlly one penny because,
    you never left my mind ♥
    t e v e r
    We'll still love each other, forever and always.

  5. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    *A nerdy guys phone goes off*
    Jock: who was that, your girlfriend?
    (everyone laughs)
    Nerd: nope, it was yours.
    dead silence.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Whenever you feel
    Like your hope is gone,
    Remember the beautiful moments
    That made it all worth living it.

  7. pinklover pinklover
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    ever wonder
    If he thinks.
    And talks to his friends
    About you?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    GETTING HOME ON A FRIDAY♥
    skinny jeans off- sweat pants on.
    Hair up- makeup down.
    Butt meet couch-mouth meet food.
    Cell phone on the left-Ipod on the right.
    Headphones in- World out.
    Sleep the rest of the day-party the rest of the night.
    all mine♥

  9. thinkpink6360 thinkpink6360
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    attractive person: hi
    me: why are you making fun of me

  10. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    I wonder ...
    How many strangers have taken a photo with me in the background.

  11. tori69 tori69
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    When you see a fish
    tank:
    Start identifying all the
    Finding Nemo Characters

  12. thatstoryyouneverknew thatstoryyouneverknew
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Dear new clothes,
    When i rip the tag off,
    i expect the little plastic thing;
    to come off too,
    Sincerely
    a n n o y e d,
    and looking for the scissors.

  13. fromtheabove fromtheabove
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    You know you're asian when you own a rice cooker or two...
    nmq

  14. fairyfloss fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Unusal facts #11
    in the caribbean their are
    oysters that can climb trees!!
    (wtf!)

  15. marbleRAWR78 marbleRAWR78
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Everyone says I'm the weird, random, awkward, genius girl who's read everything.
    I'm definitely not a genius, my lowest grade this year was a D.
    I listen to crap like Paramore and Asking Alexandria and SpongeBob.
    I love reading, but only because it takes me away from whatever's happened to our world, from the people who stereotype me.
    I'm mean, I get a little overly angry sometimes, and sometimes I wonder why I was even given the gift of life. I wonder what my purpose is of being here.
    But what is my purpose? To be the white crayon - the person nobody needs - the person everyone whispers about, the person who gets teased by her own grandmother, the person who isn't liked by a lot, the person who thinsk farther than most people, the person who's cried herself to sleep hundreds of times, th person who... I'm going to stop, you're probably getting bored.
    I bet you didn't read this post because it wasn't pretty or colorful.

  16. loveyou4ever loveyou4ever
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Don't let go
    *on the swings*
    age 5
    Boy: Let's jump!
    Girl:I'm scared
    Boy:Don't be. It's fun!
    Girl: Hold my hand. Don't let go!
    *they jump and hit the ground laughing still holding hands
    *walking into highschool*
    age 14
    Boy:Come on let's go!
    Girl: Are you sure?
    Boy:Yes, take my hand.
    Girl: Don't let go
    *they walk in and have the best 4 years imaginable*
    *walking into the hospital*
    age 22
    Boy: My dad's in surgery, he may not make it.
    Girl: I'm so sorry. I'll stay here with you
    Boy: Hold my hand?
    Girl: Of course
    Boy: Don't let go
    *The father dies, she doesn't let go the entire time*
    *a beautiful wedding*
    age 27
    Boy:You're beautiful
    Girl: I'm shaking
    Boy: Take my hand
    Girl: Don't let go
    Both: 'til death do us part
    *they kiss and are happily married*
    *a bed in a nursing home*
    age 89
    Boy: I don't want to live without you
    Girl: It'll be ok. We are right here together.
    Boy: Take my hand
    Both: Don't let go
    *they both die peacefully in their sleep holding hands*

  17. loveyou4ever loveyou4ever
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    The wind whips her hair around her face
    The rain is starting to sting
    Her feet bare, slipping with every step
    But she walks on through the storm
    The waves are crashing over her
    The water is suffocating her
    Her eyes are burning from the salt water
    But she swims on thorugh the storm
    The snow is falling everywhere around her
    With each step she can move even less from the cold
    She can barely see in front of her
    But she wanders through the storm
    Why does she do this?
    Does she not feel it?
    No.
    She knows that he is out there
    He is waiting for her
    She has to go through storms first
    and then
    She will be his
    and the sun will shine

  18. loveyou4ever loveyou4ever
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    My smile is
    natural and light around you
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. ChrisCondon77 ChrisCondon77
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Dear Random Person,
    Find The Mon................And Then Fave If You Find It......... :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
    Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Mon, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom........
    -Chris Condon
    P.S. -------Commment if you can't find the Mon

  20. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 12:33am UTC
    15 Things You Should Give Up To Be Happy
    1. Give up your need to always be right. There are so many of us who can’t stand the idea of being wrong – wanting to always be right – even at the risk of ending great relationships or causing a great deal of stress and pain, for us and for others. It’s just not worth it. Whenever you feel the ‘urgent’ need to jump into a fight over who is right and who is wrong, ask yourself this question: “Would I rather be right, or would I rather be kind?” Wayne Dyer. What difference will that make? Is your ego really that big?
    2. Give up your need for control. Be willing to give up your need to always control everything that happens to you and around you – situations, events, people, etc. Whether they are loved ones, coworkers, or just strangers you meet on the street – just allow them to be. Allow everything and everyone to be just as they are and you will see how much better will that make you feel.
    “By letting it go it all gets done. The world is won by those who let it go. But when you try and try. The world is beyond winning.” Lao Tzu
    3. Give up on blame. Give up on your need to blame others for what you have or don’t have, for what you feel or don’t feel. Stop giving your powers away and start taking responsibility for your life.4. Give up your self-defeating self-talk. Oh my. How many people are hurting themselves because of their negative, polluted and repetitive self-defeating mindset? Don’t believe everything that your mind is telling you – especially if it’s negative and self-defeating. You are better than that.
    “The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive.” Eckhart Tolle
    5. Give up your limiting beliefs about what you can or cannot do, about what is possible or impossible. From now on, you are no longer going to allow your limiting beliefs to keep you stuck in the wrong place. Spread your wings and fly!
    “A belief is not an idea held by the mind, it is an idea that holds the mind” Elly Roselle
    6. Give up complaining. Give up your constant need to complain about those many, many, maaany things – people, situations, events that make you unhappy, sad and depressed. Nobody can make you unhappy, no situation can make you sad or miserable unless you allow it to. It’s not the situation that triggers those feelings in you, but how you choose to look at it. Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.
    7. Give up the luxury of criticism. Give up your need to criticize things, events or people that are different than you. We are all different, yet we are all the same. We all want to be happy, we all want to love and be loved and we all want to be understood. We all want something, and something is wished by us all.
    8. Give up your need to impress others. Stop trying so hard to be something that you’re not just to make others like you. It doesn’t work this way. The moment you stop trying so hard to be something that you’re not, the moment you take of all your masks, the moment you accept and embrace the real you, you will find people will be drawn to you, effortlessly.
    9. Give up your resistance to change. Change is good. Change will help you move from A to B. Change will help you make improvements in your life and also the lives of those around you. Follow your bliss, embrace change – don’t resist it.
    “Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors for you where there were only walls” Joseph Campbell
    10. Give up labels. Stop labeling those things, people or events that you don’t understand as being weird or different and try opening your mind, little by little. Minds only work when open. “The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about.” Wayne Dyer
    11. Give up on your fears. Fear is just an illusion, it doesn’t exist – you created it. It’s all in your mind. Correct the inside and the outside will fall into place.
    “The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.” Franklin D. Roosevelt
    12. Give up your excuses. Send them packing and tell them they’re fired. You no longer need them. A lot of times we limit ourselves because of the many excuses we use. Instead of growing and working on improving ourselves and our lives, we get stuck, lying to ourselves, using all kind of excuses – excuses that 99.9% of the time are not even real.
    13. Give up the past. I know, I know. It’s hard. Especially when the past looks so much better than the present and the future looks so frightening, but you have to take into consideration the fact that the present moment is all you have and all you will ever have. The past you are now longing for – the past that you are now dreaming about – was ignored by you when it was present. Stop deluding yourself. Be present in everything you do and enjoy life. After all life is a journey not a destination. Have a clear vision for the future, prepare yourself, but always be present in the now.
    14. Give up attachment. This is a concept that, for most of us is so hard to grasp and I have to tell you that it was for me too, (it still is) but it’s not something impossible. You get better and better at with time and practice. The moment you detach yourself from all things, (and that doesn’t mean you give up your love for them – because love and attachment have nothing to do with one another, attachment comes from a place of fear, while love… well, real love is pure, kind, and self less, where there is love there can’t be fear, and because of that, attachment and love cannot coexist) you become so peaceful, so tolerant, so kind, and so serene. You will get to a place where you will be able to understand all things without even trying. A state beyond words.
    15. Give up living your life to other people’s expectations. Way too many people are living a life that is not theirs to live. They live their lives according to what others think is best for them, they live their lives according to what their parents think is best for them, to what their friends, their enemies and their teachers, their government and the media think is best for them. They ignore their inner voice, that inner calling. They are so busy with pleasing everybody, with living up to other people’s expectations, that they lose control over their lives. They forget what makes them happy, what they want, what they need….and eventually they forget about themselves. You have one life – this one right now – you must live it, own it, and especially don’t let other people’s opinions distract you from your path.

:)

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