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  1. brittwzhere brittwzhere
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 9:42pm UTC
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  2. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 10:22pm UTC
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  3. batman69 batman69
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    September 13, 2011 10:22pm UTC
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  4. valeriux97 valeriux97
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    If "PLAN A" doesn't work out,
    don’t worry, you still have 26 letters left! ;)

  5. xXxRandomizerXxX xXxRandomizerXxX
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    & I'm not gonna lie,
    This quote is for faves. Never gonna get morethan 5..but,if you feel generous,you can favvee it annd give me a cookie. :3

  6. Melissalovesyou Melissalovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    Things i hate # 1
    When I'm wearing lip gloss;
    and my hair keeps getting stuck to it.
    Just me?

  7. mely8200 mely8200
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 10:40pm UTC
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    teacher vs student
    "teacher :why are you late?
    student :because of a sign
    teacher : what sign ?
    student : school ahead go slow
    ['
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    *

  8. Lotion_whore15 Lotion_whore15
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    When old friends
    Say, "We need to hangout soon!"
    It never happens.

  9. valeriux97 valeriux97
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    I was born COOL.... But then, global warming
    made me HOT
    ;)

  10. aayokelso aayokelso
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 11:39pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Facebook is blue,
    no mutual friends,
    who the hell are you?

  11. mely8200 mely8200
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 11:43pm UTC
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    i wasn't that drunk
    dude u grabbed my parrot
    and threw it and screamed
    "angry birds"
    ['
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    *


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. xocheerxo999683 xocheerxo999683
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    life's not a garden.
    don't be a hoe.

  14. pinkytwirler pinkytwirler
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 12:01am UTC
    we live in a society where
    pizza
    gets to your house
    faster than the
    police do.

  15. savageLOVE savageLOVE
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 12:04am UTC
    *Hear a noise at night*
    Age 8 - IM GOING TO MY PARENTS ROOM!!
    Age 13 - Screw it, im going back to sleep
    Age 16 - *cracks knuckles* BRING IT ON!

  16. CreateAnAccount CreateAnAccount
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    I might look calm,
    but in my head I've killed you three times.

  17. xdanielle3 xdanielle3
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    That onefriend
    you can't stand to be around
    when there is a guy present.

  18. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    We all have that one weird kid in our class
    who wears a watch
    that beeps after every class <3.

  19. honeyBunnsx honeyBunnsx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    A Confident chick doesn't show off her naked body.
    She shows her naked face.

  20. xxmaddiebabexo xxmaddiebabexo
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 6:09am UTC
    "will you be my girlfriend?" ; is alot cuter than
    "will you go out with me?"

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