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Heartless17*
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January 6, 2014 12:18pm UTC

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong... "

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rawrrrrx3
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December 14, 2013 11:59am UTC

#NewtownStrong
It's so hard to believe it's already been one year since the shooting at Sandy Hook. 26 innocent people were taken way too soon and will never be forgotten. Being a resident of a neighboring community, I want to do something. In honor of all of those lost and affected, I ask you to do one act of random act of kindness. You never know how much that action will impact someone until you try.
Fly high, 26 angels.

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CrazyMofous
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August 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Directionator: OMG!! I love Zayn,Harry,niall,liam & louis!!
Directioner: Yeah! I love Hazza,Nialler,Leeyum,Boobear & DjMalik!!
Directionator: Who???
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peanut1299
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April 15, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Dear Mom and Dad,
I think you had me six years too early.
Sincerely,
My future husband is currently nineteen

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GracefulBeauty
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February 17, 2013 9:57am UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Ed Sheeran.

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Beth*
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February 17, 2013 8:57am UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
Ginger Jesus.
Make it a good one!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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citylightsonthewater
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January 30, 2013 12:44am UTC

i swear to god, i love my local dvd shop now...
so i was in the dvd shop, looking at the horror section...
and Never Say Never JB was in the horror section, in the number one section for scariest movie.
Needless to say, i died laughing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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HometownHero
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January 24, 2013 3:36pm UTC

I 'm home alone.
Time to start my concert.

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LauzHeys
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January 24, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

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OneDirectionQuotes
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January 24, 2013 2:31pm UTC

"I write music that girls fall in love with,
But I'm not a typical teen idol that
girls could fall in love with."
-Ed Sheeran

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OneDirectionQuotes
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January 24, 2013 11:12am UTC

"They're violent lads, well apart from Niall.
He just sits in the corner and smiles."
-Ed Sheeran

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maddy823
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January 22, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Long but worth while...i promise
Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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Emmawbu
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January 22, 2013 5:55pm UTC

You still have to squeeze into your jeans,
but you're perfect to me

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1D_FanFics
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December 31, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Imagine...
You're at your best friend's, Harry Styles, house watching movies and eating popcorn when suddenly your phone blows up with hundreds of twitter notifications with people tweeting you saying '#staystrong' & 'I feel so sorry for you'. As you stare down at your phone in shock Harry turns to you and says' Whats wrong babe?'.
'H-he ch-cheated on m-me' you suddenly brake down into tears as Harry picks up your phone to see pictures of your boyfriend kissing four other girls.As Harry pulls you into a hug he whispers to you 'How could he cheat on someone as beautiful as you..'. You looked up at him as he sighs and tells you ' I know this is bad timing but I love you, I have since we first met, I would of said something sooner but you seemed so happy with Ethan'. As your eyes meet with harrys you pull him closer and kiss him, 'I love you too Harry, I just thought you liked someone else'. You spend the rest of the night curled up in each others arms.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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clicktheheartif
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September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.

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