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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    Me: Hey what's your name?
    Cleverbot: I already told you.
    Me: no you didn't.
    Cleverbot:Just because you have the memory of a pregnant goldfish doesn't mean you can ask me the same bloody question fifty times and demand an answer!

  3. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    2011: You mad bro?
    1800: Art thou emotions irate?
    my quote/my format : livsbestfriendryan

  4. Too_Much_Love Too_Much_Love
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:01am UTC
    Hermione Granger
    I can not hold it in any longer, I am in love with Draco Malfoy.
    Like • Comment • 30 minutes ago
    Graco Malfoy
    Well, this is rather awkward..
    24 minutes ago · Like
    Hermione Granger
    You don't love me?!
    23 minutes ago · Like
    Graco Malfoy
    Well, no. I'm actually in love with Potter.
    22 minutes ago · Like
    Harry Potter
    WHAT THE FU-
    21 minutes ago · Like
    Graco Malfoy
    Ever since I saw those piercing green eyes, I have been captivated. All for you, Harry.
    20 minutes ago · Like
    Harry Potter
    Draco, I am sorry to burst your bubble but, I am in love with Ginny.
    19 minutes ago · Like
    Graco Malfoy
    I'm really upset now.
    18 minutes ago · Like
    Harry Potter
    Awkward..
    17 minutes ago · Like

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Hello substitute teacher,
    Goodbye assigned seats♥

  6. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:53am UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #659
    Cody Simpson says he is working with Justin.

  7. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:55am UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #660
    David Beckam says Justin is great with kids.

  8. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:20pm UTC
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  9. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #657
    Selena's favorite feature about Justin is his eyes.

  10. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #658
    Justin was invited to the White House for Christmas.

  11. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    If someone says "I love you" and
    you don't feel the same way, just say
    "I love YouTube" really fast.

  12. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    Mariah Yeater
    cancelled the paternity test.
    why? Justin was planning to pull a lawsuit against her after they proved he wasn't the father for a lot of money.
    What happened? They got scared because SHE WAS LYING.
    I hate people like this. -.-

  13. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:24am UTC
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  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    The sad moment
    when you find an old conversation between
    you and someone you don't talk to
    anymore

  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    Every girl
    has that one deep dark secret she can't even tell her best friend because if anyone else found out, her entire life would change.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:29am UTC
    What I use my phone for:
    Texting, talking, facebook and pretending
    I'm texting someone when I'm alone in public.

  17. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 10:32pm UTC
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  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:36am UTC
    Don't you hate when;;
    - you wake up and don't feel like p. diddy?
    - the whole world doesn't stop and stare when you smile?
    - eminem ties you to the bed and sets the house on fire?
    - you forget your skin tight jeans and your teenage dream just isn't the same?
    - a california girl melts your popsicle?
    - you find out you're not the only girl in the world?
    - alejandro keeps calling your name?
    - someone keeps telephoin' you and you're busy in the club?
    - you forget to call 911 when that short person starts a fire on the dancefloor?
    - the club actually can handle you?
    - eminem actually is afraid?
    Yeah, me too.

  19. shortcake96 shortcake96
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    "dad im hungry"
    " nice to meet you hungry"
    "Dad im serious"
    "I thought u were hungry?"
    "Are you kidding?"
    "No im dad"

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Who else remembers,
    The Proud Family♥
    Just me?

:)

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