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Errnow123
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 2:16am UTC

today, i slipped in the
shower and tried to
catch myself with the
water....
it didn't work
MLIA

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Brickhead_Witty
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 2:10am UTC

I got all ma' witty girls;;
I got all ma' witty girls;;
I got all ma' witty girls;;
♥

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Errnow123
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 2:02am UTC

Today, i was in an awkward situation so i pulled out a Twix bar...
I needed a moment.
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ILuvLollypop
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 2:06am UTC

LOL
ROFL
LMAO
What the hell happened to hahaha!?

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Errnow123
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 2:07am UTC

Today, i hid in a cupboard at the Ikea store. every time someone opened the cupboard to look at it, i said ''welcome to Narnia'' the looks on some peoples faces were priceless.
MLIA
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witty_randomfacts
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 1:57am UTC

randomfact
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
witty_randomfacts

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Atwee
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 1:52am UTC

Wellmydietsgoinggreat;
*eats another tim-tam*
;3
no jockingggg. ;D

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rima21
posted a quote
November 28, 2010 11:25am UTC

Ive never seen a
pregnent Chinese lady.
Fav if you havent either.

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DanaeM
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 1:46am UTC

Chance you hair will look good
-Big Date 0%
-Job interview 0%
-First day of classes 0%
-Right to bed 100%
-Right to take a shower 100%

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bieberlover11
posted a quote
November 28, 2010 10:16pm UTC

Being FEARLESS isnt being 100% not fearful,
it's being terrified but you jump anyway...
- Taylor Swift

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kristaXOmarie
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November 28, 2010 10:50pm UTC

Skittles Taste The Rainbow

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witty_randomfacts
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November 29, 2010 1:39am UTC

randomfact
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
witty_randomfacts

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witty_randomfacts
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 1:34am UTC

randomfact
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
witty_randomfacts

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TextuallyActive
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 1:35am UTC

Moutain Dew(:

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Mojoxx
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 1:31am UTC

A MINI HEART ATTACK,
WHEN YOU CAN'T FEEL
YOUR PHONE
IN YOUR POCKET.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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livelaughlove7dct
posted a quote
November 28, 2010 11:51pm UTC

you don't love him.
you've known him for 4 months.
you've gone out for one day.
sure, you like him.
but hun, you don't love him.
if you think you love him,
you must have no clue what love is.

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Jaamme2397
posted a quote
November 28, 2010 11:56pm UTC

Sometimes you make me sooooo mad,
I want to push you
in front of on going
traffic.
but then i remember, i would die trying to saveyou.

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emmaaxoxo
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 12:42am UTC

if you don't like me then
. . . .
STOP FLIRTING WITH ME!
emmaaxoxo

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