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1. kd00
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   YOU THIS READ WRONG.
   fave it you did ;)
   
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2. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 11:35pm UTC
   “How do you look at the one you love and tell yourself it's time to walk away?"
   -The Vow
   I saw it tonight! it was adorable!
   
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3. goaliegal97
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 11:57pm UTC
   I want someone to hold my hand and tell me it'll be okay.
   
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4. RhyBurgie
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 12:14pm UTC
   I would love to do this to some random person!
   Them: Uhm, why are you poking me?
   Me: Im trying to find your mute button.
   Them: I don't have one....
   Me: GOD WHY WOULD YOU TORTURE US? THIS PERSON NEVER SHUTS UP!
   
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5. bbrox514
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   2012: Come at me bro!
   1800: Advance towards me brotheren.
   
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6. emluvsgummybears
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   swagga so bright
   I DONTEVEN NEED
   light
   
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7. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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8. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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9. soccergoalie12
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC
   When you break the pencil sharpener, and everyone stares at you
   
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10. kd00
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    next time i need a password for something, I'm going to make it incorrect, so my computer can remind me when i forget.
    :)
    
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11. SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved question:
    HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
    I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN. PLEASE HELP!!
    Best answer:
    IT'S FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
    Asker's Rating: * * * * *
    NOOOO.
    LOLOLOLOL :D
    
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12. inspire14
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    whenever i say never i always think "sorry Justin Bieber.."
    
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13. dominiqueeewale
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 's format
    "What if..."
    "That won't happen."
    "Yeah, but WHAT IF!"
    
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14. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Saying "What",
    But Then Realizing Second Later What They Said.
    
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15. LetsDoItTonightx3
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Bieber Fever
    One Direction
    Infection
    format credit - Jimmy365
    
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16. kd00
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    *_+
    me trying to understand decimals.
    
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