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CallMeWhaddaStud
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December 5, 2011 8:31am UTC

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 5, 2011 4:33pm UTC

Today I
walked up to the girl I like , rubbed her back, and said
"I thought angels had wings"
fave if you want a guy like me in your life

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Dumblovexoxo
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December 5, 2011 4:55pm UTC

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.;)

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Dumblovexoxo
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December 5, 2011 4:58pm UTC

If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction. ;)

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blood_shot_rose
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December 5, 2011 5:12pm UTC

Those nerds with secret abbs :)

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mj13
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December 5, 2011 7:59pm UTC

so today we got our advent angels/secret santas and i asked the boys in my class who had me and this kid that i got with started blushing and was like not me.... and then this kid was like well you can just give her your spit again...and we both just stood there awkwardly....

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Aquacrayonxo
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December 5, 2011 8:00pm UTC

Dear Grandma and Grandpa
,
I can't read your handwriting, but thanks for the 20 bucks!
Sincerely, your loving granddaughter

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iloveyew
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December 5, 2011 7:54pm UTC

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BrendonBerg
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November 21, 2011 6:26pm UTC

I got arrested the other day, and the officer says to me, "Everything you say can and will be held against you" In which i replied, "Boobs"
Favorite if you get it!

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AlNicholas
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November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC

teacher:
STOP PACKING UP,
there's still 8 seconds
left of the lesson!

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC

Either my spidey senses are tingling,
or my foot just fell asleep

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 20, 2011 7:11pm UTC

When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply from someone you like
nmf- electropopx

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ForeverxYours
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November 17, 2011 10:06pm UTC

So, I was at the corner store with my friend.
He was buying condomns. When the cashier asked "Do you need a bag?" My friend goes "Nah, she's not that ugly." and walked out.

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