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dolph*
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December 30, 2012 11:39am UTC

THE MOMENT WHEN
Y o u s i t d o w n a b o u t t o d o y o u r h o m e w o r k
B u t y o u r l a p t o p w a l k s i n w e a r i n g s e x y l i n g e r i e a n d s e d u c e s y o u
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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Haylor's finally over.
I can see the album now.
1. The Wrong Direction
2. They Threw Carrots At Me
3. His Pants Were Too Tight
4. He Wanted The One In Stripes
5. He Flirted With Mom
6. The Curls Are A Trap
7. Too Low, Too Slow
8. The Leprechaun Hates Me

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BlackUmbrella
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person says... hi
PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 10:11pm UTC

We are wittians.
We will rule the world.
We will rise to power.
Awkwardly taking over the world,
one click at a time.
partly my quote

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BlackButterflies
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December 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC

at mcdonalds:
friend 1: i'll just have a coke
friend 2: i'll have a salad
friend 3: anyone want to split a sundae with me?
me: i'll have a cheeseburger, large fries - make sure there's a lot of ketchup - chicken nuggets, a milkshake and--
me: a diet coke. that makes it healthy.

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OMGIMATACO
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December 20, 2012 5:42pm UTC

12/21: the end of the world
12/22: i survived to the end of the world
12/24: tomorrow is christmas
12/25: today is christmas
12/31: gonna sleep in 2012 & wake up in 2013
01/01/2013: i remember 2012 like it was yesterday

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 12:09am UTC

teacher: use the word harassment in a sentence
boy: i was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me.
- tumblr.
i giggled like a small child when i got the joke.

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BlackButterflies
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December 26, 2012 8:28pm UTC

me when my family are home: *eats one sandwich*
me when I'm home alone: *consumes entire house and then goes back for seconds*

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koolmonkey5701
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December 29, 2012 5:02pm UTC

I was hanging out with a few guy friends earlier and they decided to prank call one of their friends. So they called him and it went to voicemail and they told him that Abule from CVS Pharmacy wants to verify his perscription for the butt cream he ordered.
My friends act like 4 year olds.
I need new people to hang out with...

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OMGIMATACO
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December 31, 2012 12:54pm UTC

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEEAR AGAIN
where I plan to excercise and be social
but fail miserably.
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