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  1. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Me: enters birthday
    Website: Sorry, you are too young to access this website
    Me: Did I enter born in 1997?
    Me: Sorry, I ment born in 1904

  2. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Me: Refreshes Witty
    Internet: Sorry, this server is down
    Me: no
    Me: refreshes
    Me: refreshes
    Me: refreshes
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Witty: loads
    Witty: *is completely different*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Obama:
    A cookie:
    the wind:
    Spongebob:
    A training bra:
    A hollister model:
    Me: I have no recollection of this place

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    STOP.
    BREATHE.
    CRY IF YOU MUST.

  4. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Private school friend: Who's that?
    Me: My public school friend.
    Private school friend: Whoa.
    Me: Whoa what? You've never seen a person before?
    Private school friend: *pokes public school friend*
    Public school friend: OW!
    Private school friend: It speaks!!
    Yeah, us private school kids don't get out too much.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    a downside to having friends is you have to talk to them

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    you and i are going to be okay
    YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

  7. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    School S/ut- "actually, im a virgin"
    Quiet kid- "yeh, and so are my birth parents"
    Day = Made

  8. ishiplarrystylinson ishiplarrystylinson
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:50am UTC
    Enchanted
    The rest of the school day was very hot and went slow.I always had to wear long sleeve shirts to hide the bruises and scars. i was looking foward to meeting Jerrod and finding out why he left that in my locker. Like why would a popular 8th grader want to talk to me? i was so... average.
    Literature, my last class, finally came and went. I left class as soon as i could so i could go to the gym. I packed all my books and slammed my locker so i could get there quicker.
    "Miss Isabella, need to be somewhere quick?" It was Mrs. Samara my Social Studies teacher.
    "Yeah actually.." i said. She was one of my least favorite teacher. constantly in everyones business.
    "Slam your locker shut one more time and its a detention." she told me in rude voice.
    "kay, sorry." i rolled my eyes. GO AWAY! i thought. She slowly walked away and i was off to the gym.
    After 5 minutes of fast walking i finally got there. It was all the way on the other side of the school so it took longer. i went in the gym. No one.. No one was there. i checked the clock, 3:09. It was a little early and most eighth graders got dismissed late so i decided to wait.
    It seemed like forever but about ten minutes later, Jerrod walked in. He walked up to me. I never realised how pretty his beautiful blue eyes were and how his brown hair flipped perfectly out of his face, but i still didn't like him. i didnt like many people though.
    "Hello Bella." He said. He had a pretty deep voice but a soothing one.
    "Its Isabella.. but hi Jerrod." I said. "What do you want?"
    "Sorry, no need to be rude." He said and stepped in closer to me. He looked me straight in the eyes. "I know you."
    "No really, you just put a note in my locker and.." I was saying when he cut me off.
    "You know what? You're a real brat. But im still going to help you because like i was saying i know you." He stepped in closer to me and pulled the sleeve up on my shirt. He looked down at the bruises and looked up at me. i quickly pulled my sleeve down and stepped back. "Come with me. Theres somewhere i wanna show you."
    "No!?" I yelled back him. "You are the brat! Why would you do that. im not going any where with you." i started to walk to the door and he ran after me.
    "Bella, er, Isabella, don't do this. im sorry, but guess what? you know me too!" He took off his sweatshirt. His arms were beaten and when he pulled off his sweatshirt i could see bruises on his stomach too.
    My stomach turned. I didn't really know what to say. "im so sorry jerrod." I shook my head.
    He looked back at me and said "Please, come with me."
    "Okay.." i said. I trusted that Jerrod wouldn't take me anywhere bad and besides, it would be better than going home. And so we walked out that door and walked and walked and talked until we got there.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC
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  10. GavinWhitley GavinWhitley
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I'm a boy, okay?
    I don't want any 'special treatment' because of that.
    I see all these quotes saying, "All boys on witty are fake."
    Well, no they're not. I'm not a fake boy. You can go ahead and believe me if you want to. That's your call, not mine.
    I can't make you believe me and I can't make you not believe me.
    I'm new here, yes, but that's because my sister dared me to make an account.
    She said it was a mostly all girls website and dared me to make an account. So I did.
    I didn't think I would like it, but it seems pretty cool on here. I like the people I'm talking to and I like making quotes.
    Don't follow me just because I'm a boy.
    Follow me because you like my quotes.
    I'd rather have no followers and good quotes
    than have 3333,453498572034875 followers just because I'm a boy.
    I want my followers to actually like me.
    I want to work hard for my followers.
    I don't want them because I'm a boy.
    So what?
    So, stop saying every boy on witty is fake, because they're not.
    You have no proof of that unless the come out and say that.
    You're making a guess and causing issues that don't need to be there.
    So, if you don't have anything nice to say to someone, don't say anything at all.
    I believe that is from kindergarten, maybe sooner.
    Thank you for reading this rant.
    - Gavin Whitley


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. almostthere almostthere
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:57am UTC
    I'm suprised someone hasn't opened
    a milkshake store called
    "the yard"
    ♥♥♥
    nmq/nmf(tumblr)

  13. Mickeyissocoollike Mickeyissocoollike
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 12:50pm UTC
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  14. lilbit3 lilbit3
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Son: Dad they're in the yard!
    Dad: Who's in the yard?
    Son: All the boys!
    Dad: *turns head* My milkshakes!

  15. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:33am UTC
    sometimes, we all
    go a little mad.

  16. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:43am UTC
    a picture's worth a thousand words,
    BUT A FAKE SMILE IS WORTH SO MUCH MORE.

  17. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:37am UTC
    don't want to live in FEAR AND LOATHING, I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I AM FLOATING.

  18. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    oh, don't you feel bad for me.
    it was my choice to not materialize myself.
    was it your choice to have a bad attitude?

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    All you'll ever be be is a faded memory of a bully.
    Make another joke while they hang another rope, so lonely.
    Push them to the dirt 'till the words don't hurt, can you hear me?
    No one's gonna cry on the very day you die. You're a bully.

  20. SakurainHell SakurainHell
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    They criticize our generation
    b u t f o r g e t w h o r a i s e d i t ♥

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