Dear Directioners...
Harry: Single. Last name styles. Lead singer. Curly hair. Perverted, funny. Got the most solo time on the last album. Likes cats. Oldest of the group. Has sister(s)
Louis: Funny. Video Diaries. 'NO! Jimmy protested!' Pretty popular among people. Has a girlfriend. Has only sister(s)
Liam: afriad of spoons, dislikes pineapples, 'father' of the group, most patient one, generally liked by people. Has only female siblings
Zayn: Loves mirrors, likes his appearance, family member died recently, smokes, has only female siblings,
Niall: Not loved by all 'directioners' but supported by many, insulted by some girls & cried about it, is irish, has one brother, only non-british member of the band, gets the least solo time, LNS campaign, is referred to as a leprechaun, is not naturally blonde, often mistaken as the youngest in the group.
Other names: Danielle, Elanor, Paul, Kevin the pigeon.
Songs: WMYB, Moments, Up All Night, and more, i can recognize the first three in about 1 second.
Came in third in British X-factor but became more popular than any others in the competition.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE ONE DIRECTION.
THIS IS WHAT WITTY HAS DONE TO ME!