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katesmiles
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January 1, 2012 12:41am UTC

Super Skinny Friend: Ughhh I'm so fat!!!!
Me: Bitchh, if you're fat, then I must be a freakin' humpback whale.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gracegreene
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 4:13pm UTC

*cleaning crumbs off the table*
when moms watching-
*nicely sweeps into hand*
when moms not watching-
*hope the floors hungry.*

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xKatelinx55
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Dear Cat,
Please stop sitting on my keyboard.
Sincerely, how the hell did you get the screen to flip upsidedown?!
nmf

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kaila*
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 9:56pm UTC

I wonder how it feels to be one of the pretty girls
that every guy wants

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CupcakeGoddess
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 2:41pm UTC

2,800
---->teenage girls get pregnant
each day.
favorite this..
if you like pancakes.

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mayday
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 1:34pm UTC

Everyone is posting cute pictures
with their boyfriends and girlfriends. Too bad my fridge is self conscious or we'd have tons of pictures together.
not my format

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Yuri
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 11:39am UTC

Oh god, it's the new year
now I have to remeber to put 12 instead of 11
on dates...

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kotababii
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 11:44pm UTC

In class, I think...
- I HATE YOU ALL
- If I had a penny for every stupid answer...
-When will I EVER use this?
- I can actually tolerate this class
- WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON. WE DIDN'T
EVEN LEARN THIS.
- Kill me...please just..

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