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  1. Laughlivesing099 Laughlivesing099
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Who else thinks witty should have a new category just for One Direction<3 quotes?

  2. annuleesemylady annuleesemylady
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Shows I watched as a kid:
    Kim Possible
    Rugrats
    The Amanda Show
    Unfabulous
    H2O
    Zoey 101
    The Berenstain Bears
    Arthur
    Cyberchase
    The Big Comfy Couch
    As Told By Ginger
    The Wiggles
    The Bear in the Big Blue House
    LazyTown
    Little Bear
    Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
    Annuleesemylady♥

  3. im_here_to_shine im_here_to_shine
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Rhyming "Kodak" with "Kodak"?
    Absolute genius, Pitbull. Absolute genius...
    format made by Elle1996


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

  6. Daaaylight Daaaylight
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Is it just me or does anyone else always say their butt hurts after they get up off hard floors?(:

  7. ericaa05 ericaa05
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    i don't know about you,
    but im part of a very endangered species.
    the virgin.

  8. AishaH2000 AishaH2000
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Remember When We Were Little
    we would say
    "Do you like him, or do you
    'LIKE-LIKE' him?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    nmf
    I hate when you're wearing
    a victoria's secret sweatshirt that says Love Pink and some random adult goes, "what? that isn't even pink."

  11. xxletthegoodtimesrollx xxletthegoodtimesrollx
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
    nothing, because i'm single

  13. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Can you relate?
    You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the "sup" head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    admit it...
    we all honestly wish plankton would succeed.. because we want to know the secret formula too. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. getcrazyx3 getcrazyx3
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    Fave this [♥ ],
    if your supposed to be:
    -sleeping
    - doing homework
    - cleaning
    - doing an essay
    - going out somewhere
    - straightening your hair
    - getting ready for school
    - taking a shower
    - or just flat out bored.

  17. taylorguitargurl taylorguitargurl
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    [fave] for raw cookie dough [comment] for baked cookies
    just curious :)

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    I dont make typos,
    I make new words. ♥

  19. Blackberry101 Blackberry101
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. xxsaraelisexx xxsaraelisexx
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    my parents accused me of being a liar.
    i looked them in the face & said,
    "tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny."
    & walked away like a boss.
    #swagg

:)

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