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mmeeker713
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 12:43pm UTC

that little heart attack you get when
your chair tips back too far

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 11:34am UTC

if you took all the
veins out of your body and laid them end to end,
you would die

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QuQu101
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Normal People:
I wish my shampoo and conditioner would run out at the same time.
Me:
I wish my peanut butter and jelly ran out at the same time.

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jessxsmile
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Are children who act in
'R' rated movies allowed
to see them?
- nmf -

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juju0731
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 4:39pm UTC

That akward moment when
you open your wardrobe to find Narnia, but end up in the Monster inc. factory instead

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Life is too short
to spend time on thingsthat
suck the happy out of you.
follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ColorMeeSamm
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Is it just me, or...
do you always pose in the mirror like you're going to take a picture when you're getting ready?

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Demitriaa_Lee
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 9:46am UTC

Nothing
Ruins your friday like
realising its only Tuesday.

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BelovedChocoLocks
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 3:09pm UTC

.1.
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH...guys I just can't handle all these notifications...

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 2:50am UTC

i had a really hot dream about you last night!
oh really? i had one about you too babe (;
in my dream i lit your pants on fire!
....
not my quote
format belongs to blackbutterflies (:
format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)

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ColorMeeSamm
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC

Is it just me, or...
when you're at the movies, you always end up eating all your popcorn and drinking all of your soda before the movie even starts?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 2:35am UTC

I always wish my pets could talk,
but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of them.

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Todaywillbedifferent98
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Bored?
Simply send a text to a random number saying;
"I'm pregnant."

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stargal105
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Dear Alarm Clock,
It may be you they hit on, but it's me they sleep with.
Sincerely, Bed.

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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 9:05pm UTC

I'm so ugly.
You spelled beutiful wrong.
lol so did you.

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC

The awkward moment when
Your changing your shirt
and you take off your
pants...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:42pm UTC

she forces a
beautiful smile
To make you think she's happy.
She's going to laugh -
so you can't see her cry.
Y o u c o u l d t e a r h e r d o w n
and she would let you walk away in style
Even if it kills her
She's going to smile
follow me, i follow back:)- jimmy365
format by the wonderful ThatsSoMeee :)
nmq (but i think there are people on witty who should see it)

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stuckinadaydream
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Not sure if screaming
// kids outside are having fun//
OR BEING MURDERED

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 4:54pm UTC

hunny,
your bra has more stuffing than a Build-A-Bear.
nmf/nmq

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ThatCoolKid87
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:04pm UTC

"Maybe you should read the instuc-.."
"NAAHHH I GOT THIS!!"
not my format♥

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