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BabyGisMe

  1. shiningstar98 shiningstar98
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:22am UTC
    A child says to his mom,
    "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
    In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
    Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
    "please open your eyes," but it was too late.
    His tiny heart had stopped beating.
    When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
    "I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
    STOP CHILD ABUSE

    Favorite if you're against child abuse.

  2. ilyJam4evaa ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:24am UTC
    I have CDO. It's like OCD, except
    the letters are in alphabetical order
    like they're supposed to be.

  3. SuchaBeautifulDisaster SuchaBeautifulDisaster
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:24am UTC
    I just want to
    be the girl you
    always
    talk about
    The only one
    you
    couldn't
    live without
    To be the
    one
    who makes
    your heart beats
    crazy
    and for you
    to tell
    them
    'she's my baby'

  4. ilyJam4evaa ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:29am UTC
    Sorry i can't hang out, my uncle's
    cousin's sister in law's best friend's
    insurance agent's roomate's pet
    gold fish died. Maybe next time?.

  5. crazylifelover crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:31am UTC
    A mom and her 4 year old daughter are driving in a car:
    daughter: "Mommy, what's wrong?"
    Mom: "We're lost"
    daughter: "what do you mean we're lost?"
    Mom: "I don't know where we are"
    daughter: "Mommy, We're in the car!" :)
    notmine

  6. ilyJam4evaa ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:34am UTC
    Where's Kayne West when
    my parents are giving me a
    123712038232342 hour lecture?

  7. nevershoutshelbie102411 nevershoutshelbie102411
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:35am UTC
    that moment when the guy you're absolutely & totally inlove with tells you he likes you & you feel like you can't breathe cause you're so happy.
    <3

  8. SuchaBeautifulDisaster SuchaBeautifulDisaster
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:37am UTC
    I'm not the girl your mom warned you about;
    her imagination was never this good.

  9. ilyJam4evaa ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:37am UTC
    Blanket on, too hot . Blanket off, too
    cold. One leg out, p-e-r-f-e-c-t..
    UNTIL THE DEMEON FROM
    PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
    GRABS IT & DRAGS YOU
    DOWN THE HALL!

  10. mynameisabi mynameisabi
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:38am UTC
    using your phone as a torch. ♥
    ..

  11. SuperStar95 SuperStar95
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:41am UTC
    The Butterfly Project:
    i. When you feel like you want to cut, binge, or mutilate, take a marker, pen, or sharpie and draw a butterfly on you hand or arm.
    ii. Name the butterfly after a loved one or someone you really want to get better.
    iii. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. NO scrubbing it off.
    iv. If you cut the butterfly before it is gone then you've killed it. If you don't cut, it lives.
    v. If you have more than 1 butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
    vi. Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special, take good care of them.
    vii. Even if you don't cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyway, to show your support. If you do this name it after someone you know who cuts or is suffering right now, and tell them. It could help.
    pass it on

  12. girlwiththebrokensmile girlwiththebrokensmile
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:53am UTC
    and i dont understand
    how a girl like
    HER
    is with a guy like
    YOU

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 9:59am UTC
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  14. kaykup5 kaykup5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Fav if you ever watched these shows:
    * the amanda show
    *drake&josh
    *Ned's Declasified School Survial Guide
    *Rugrats
    *Catdog
    *The fairly odd parents
    *spongebob!
    *the 90's kids know what shows these are ;D
    -kaykup5


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  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 9:37am UTC
    Four main reasons why
    a girl stops texting a guy.
    1.You got her mad.
    2. You got boring.
    3. She fell asleep.
    4. You said the letter k.

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    That sexy face
    you make when you eat something super sour.


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  20. soccergurrliexox84 soccergurrliexox84
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 4:19pm UTC
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