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kristabff
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April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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Steve
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December 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
— Swedish Proverb

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Josa11
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February 19, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Normal teenagers sneak out and leave.
Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.

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Josa11
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February 19, 2013 12:06pm UTC

The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.

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Josa11
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February 19, 2013 12:08pm UTC

A friend called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home

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Josa11
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February 19, 2013 12:22pm UTC

Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.

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nish35uknowhoiam
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February 19, 2013 1:43pm UTC

Fake hair,
Fake nails,
Fake tan,
Fake smile,
...
and you're sure you girls wern't made in china?

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nish35uknowhoiam
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February 19, 2013 3:51pm UTC

Everyone is born with sunlight in their hearts.
Don't let electric lights replace it
☀
Format by: Water307

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The Chosen One*
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February 19, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I ain't gonna lie
W were all born to die!

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Water307
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:19pm UTC

You can walk straight through h.ell
with a smile

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Hyouka*
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February 10, 2013 1:47am UTC

I really want a smiley piercing.. o.o

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thisiswhatigotintroublefor
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February 10, 2013 1:49am UTC

the party dont start till I walk out

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ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
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February 10, 2013 1:53am UTC

I don't know what love is.
But, I think love is knowing that the sun will rise tomorrow. I think love is drinking tea, while reading your favorite book.
I think love is the puppy-dog kisses, growing old together, memorizing each other, knowing what every face, noise, &gesture means.
Love ...
is pixie dust, and rainbows, it's not Valentine's cards and cheap boxes chocolate.
It's staying up late, and pouring your heart out to one another.
It's getting up in the morning and counting the seconds until you see them again.
Love can be happy, but it's also sad.
Because when you're in love you don't want to let go.
You want to hold onto that person forever, even though they're gone. Love ... is magical.
But I don't know what love is.

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OnlyBeingMyself
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February 10, 2013 1:53am UTC

Walk my shoes just to see what it's like to be me. I'll be you, lets trade shoes just to see what it be like. Feel my pain, I'll feel yours. Go inside each others mind just to see what we find.

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OnlyBeingMyself
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February 10, 2013 1:56am UTC

Person: what's your hobby?
Me: ..... eating is my hobby.

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BlackButterflies
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February 10, 2013 1:57am UTC

b/o/o/bs is now a swearword on witty.
br/e/a/sts is now a swearword too.
what the heck am i meant to say?
bosoms?
CHEST CUSHIONS?

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Rajsonkar
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February 10, 2013 1:57am UTC

You hate me?
Oh well , grab a chair And wait for me to care

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saturdays
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February 2, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Format by Saturdays.
Please leave the credit in the coding and if you do decide to take bits and pieces, leave the credit where it is due.
Also!! Tag your quote with "Saturdaysformat" so I can see all the lovely quotes you guys make using my format :-)
Graduation '13
"Title" Artist
"Black Gold" Foals
"Bratty B" Best Coast
"California Goths" Wavves
"Ginders" Matt & Kim
"Goodbye" Best Coast
"King of the Beach" Wavves
"Mansard Roof" Vampire Weekend
"Minors" Toro Y Moi
"Oxford Comma" Vampire Weekend
"Post Acid" Wavves
"Red Socks Pugie" Foals
"Santeria" Sublime
"Take on the World" Wavves
"Up All Night" Best Coast
"Why I Cry" Best Coast

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
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February 2, 2013 5:50pm UTC

"Uh-huh"
The humble way of saying f.uck you .

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jennyracinggirl
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February 2, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Being with my grandma and cousin tonight is actually putting a smile on my face & thats really all what i need . Is to be surround by the ones who love me. Making cookies soon then watching more movies💕

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