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invisiblesun
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 5:07pm UTC

This class is hilarious. LOL. Read it xD
TEACHER: Why are you late Miguel?
MIGUEL: Cause class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Aria, go to the map and find North America ..
ARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Aria.
TEACHER: Jasmine, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Jasmine: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Matthew, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Matthew: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
MATTHEW: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Ronald, what is the chemical formula for water?
RONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
RONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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compooterz
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May 25, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Avox 1: Avox 2: Avox 1: Avox 2: Avox 1: Avox 2: nmq/nmf

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1Dquotesneed2die
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May 25, 2012 7:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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CVdancer
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February 9, 2012 6:49pm UTC

FAVE
If your gonna be singal on Valentine's Day
Comment if your not.

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tt505
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC

i f i w o k e u p f r o m a c o m a
& Channing Tatum told me he was my husbnad, i wouldn't question it.

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iridescent3
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:19pm UTC

A while ago,someone on witty...
suggested having a "detox day", where no quote formats or anything were used. Plain, simple quotes, a day where we focus on the words, not how pretty they are. Would anyone be interested in doing this, or does anyone know who first came up with it so maybe we could try and do it? Obviously, no idea credit to me. Fave it up?

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RockyTheRaccoon
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Guy I like:
Cool
Guy I don't like:
Good morning beautiful, how'd you sleep? :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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brett_landon
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January 16, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS,
I'M CALLING YOU BRO.
not my format

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jackiee315
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Important Notice!
He is going to completely break you. Would you like to continue?
Yes
No

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cheerndance4life
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 7:08pm UTC

favorite this if you've never got to the 1st page of top quotes ever.
♥♥♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC

1 fav = 1 ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) for broken hearts
(please comment who yours is going to, even if its you)
quote by jimmy365
follow me, i follow back:)

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iheartpenguins1
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January 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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OMGx3
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Favorite and I'll...
write a boys name that you might marry. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Fave if you were
Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.
♥

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Confession 6.
i really want a witty bestfriend. Someone i can talk to without being judged<3 really want aiiBFGNSJGFD iIIIVRHF

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HeMahBoo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Fave this [♥],
if your supposed to be:
-sleeping
- doing homework
- cleaning
- doing an essay
- going out somewhere
- straightening your hair
- getting ready for school
- taking a shower
- or just flat out bored.
♥

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