AtmosFEAR

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Hi. Sam. 14.
Kinda hungry, kinda tired.

Have a rad day.

AtmosFEAR
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May 3, 2014 11:34am UTC

I think the reason the phrase "I'm not like most girls" annoys me so much is that women have been conditioned to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn't f/cked up I don't know what is.

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AtmosFEAR
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May 2, 2014 10:41pm UTC

It's really funny how we're taught that good grades are more important than mental heath.
Really funny.

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April 27, 2014 10:29am UTC

Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:don't
Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:if something were to
Me:
Uterus:happen

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AtmosFEAR
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April 26, 2014 4:23pm UTC

Thinking having social anxiety is cute is saying:
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

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AtmosFEAR
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April 24, 2014 8:50pm UTC

Media teacher:Part of why media is so constant is that it's so temporary. You can get emotional watching your favorite TV show, but after it's over, you forget about it and move on with your life. You might be upset if a character dies, but you wouldn't lock yourself in your room with a pint of ice cream and cry about it.
Class:-laughs-
Me:-sweats-

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 8:45pm UTC

Sunsets are created
by light hitting broken
bits and pieces
in the atmosphere
so don't tell me
that you can't
be beautiful
just because you're
broken.

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April 11, 2014 9:30pm UTC

My guy friend and I decided to prank everyone to make them think we're together.
Now I've fallen in love with him.

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AtmosFEAR
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March 22, 2014 10:04am UTC

If Spongebob is absorbent and lives in Bikini Bottom, doesn't that just make him a tampon?

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AtmosFEAR
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March 20, 2014 5:39pm UTC

WHAT IF OXYGEN MAKES OUR VOICES DEEPER
AND HELIUM BRINGS IT BACK TO NORMAL

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AtmosFEAR
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March 19, 2014 8:02pm UTC

If you live in North america, my driveway is connected to yours.
Whoah.

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March 16, 2014 8:58pm UTC

Dear Math Textbook,
If I close you at a 90 degree angle, at a speed of 10 inches per second, how long would it take me not to care?
Sincerely, Not long at all.

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March 16, 2014 11:12am UTC

If we are made
of atoms, then a
scientist
studying atoms
is actually a
group of atoms
studying themsleves.

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March 14, 2014 6:51pm UTC

Dear Noah
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

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March 14, 2014 6:22pm UTC

My friend: Hey Sam, uh, what's the date today? I forgot.
Me: ...
My friend: Sam..?
Me: ... HOW COULD YOU
My friend: What..?
Me: ...HOW COULD YOU, YOU FOUL BEING
My friend: Erm...
Me: IT'S PI DAY, YOU HORRENDOUS PERSON I OFFICIALLY CANCEL OUR FRIENDSHIP SOMEONE GET ME A LAWYER.
My friend: Wut.

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AtmosFEAR
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March 8, 2014 4:57pm UTC

When I was little I thought that socks always had to go on either your left foot or right foot and since I somehow always got it right I thought I was a wizard.

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March 6, 2014 8:41pm UTC

That amazing moment when you hear a song for the first time and you're just like: YES YES THIS IS MY SONG YOU CAN ALL GO AWAY NOW I AM IN LOVE SHUT UP THIS IS MINE BE QUIET YOU'RE BREATHING TOO LOUD OH MY GOD SO RUDE CAN'T YOU SEE I AM HAVING A MOMENT RIGHT NOW PEOPLE ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL THESE DAYS OH GOD THIS SONG IS MINE I SHALL PLAY IT FOREVER AND NAME IT GEORGE

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March 4, 2014 5:48pm UTC

The Japanese flag could actually
just be a pie chart
of how much of Japan is Japan.
Whoah.

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AtmosFEAR
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March 1, 2014 8:00pm UTC

If you ever feel useless, just remember
that North Korea has a hotel.

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February 20, 2014 9:14pm UTC

"We don't wanna go to church because we don't believe in god."
"Well would you rather go to hell?"
"You can't threaten an atheist with hell. It doesn't make sense. It's like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura."

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AtmosFEAR
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February 20, 2014 12:05pm UTC

Jocks Vs. Nerds
Michael Jordan is retired with over $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 a night, while visions of sugarplums dance through his head.
If he goes to see a move, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make 18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a hard boiled egg, he'll make $618 while he's boiling it.
He'll make $3,710 while watching an episode of Friends.
He'll probably pay $200 for a nice round of golf, but he'll be reimbursed $33,390 while he's there.
If you were given a penny for every ten dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at 65,000 dollars a year.
He'll make $19.60 while watching Usain Bolt run the 100 meter dash, and about $15,800 during the boston marathon.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% into a tax defferred account (401k) his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9,500 at 8:30 AM, January 1st.
This year, he will make more than twice the money of all the past president's yearly earnings combined.
He makes more than $7,000 more per hour than minimum wage.
If he wanted to save up for a Mercedes Maybach 57 S ($356,000) it would take him a whole two days.
Amazing, isn't it?
However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, He'll still have less and Bill gates has today.
Game over.
Nerds Win.

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