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DieAlone
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May 7, 2012 5:34am UTC

Me, going shopping with mum.
Me: My god, this is boring.
Me: NO WAY! I am not calling mangment just to check if they got the price right
Me: My god, hot guy.
Me: He has a great body. And hair. And Face. And body. And hair. And Face....
Me: LOLLIES!
Me: No, mum. I don't want something completly useless
Me: Yeah, cause $2.00 is an outragous price so you just HAD to put it down ONE cent.
Me: Ew, guy from school
Me: Why can't you be the attractive guy?
Me: I want those lollies, mum can I open them?
Me: If a Zombie apoclypise happened right now, and we were stuck in here, I call dibs on the food and ALL the hot guys.
Me: FOOOOOD
Me: I'm hungry
Me: YOU HAVE ONE DIRECTION SHIRT, WHY YOU NO GIVE ME?!
Me: well...that was a complete and total waste of time.

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DieAlone
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May 12, 2012 12:59am UTC

Me,at the school assembly .
Me: Yes, miss I'm stnading in line
Me: MARK MY BLOODY NAME OFF!
Me: Teacher thinks she's all that for hosting the assembly
Me: That b*Tch just gave me a dirty!
Me: hahaha my friends singing the anthem, time to make her laugh
Me: i wonder what would happen if i played music full blast while the principal was talking?
Me: Don't look at me, I didn't block the stupid toilets.
Me: Dude, I sit near a bin, why on earth would i leave my litter everywhere?
Me: oh, so now we're all pigs aye?
Me: Awards. great.
Me:I don't know half of these people.
Me: She did not just call me up
Me: Why the hell did i get this award? I'm not even good!
Me: Hungry.
Me: what do i have next period?
Me : Oh damn, that girl almost tripped.
Me : HOT STUDENT TEACHER!
Me : so we go? NOW? God, I didn't even get the chance to talk to the hot student teacher.
Me : SENIORS GET TO MOVE FIRST! WOO I'M SPECIAL!

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC

It's pretty awful
To judge someone
On something they can't change...

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