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Jade672
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 8:02pm UTC

The akward momet when
the teacher asks you to read aloud
and you don't even know what
page they're on..

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:12pm UTC

WHEN YOU KNOW THE LYRICS
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE SONG.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 5:57pm UTC

Don't you get cold
wearing those booty shorts in the middle of winter?

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC

Me: I have to pee.
Best friend: Then go?
Me: come with me

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gat43094
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December 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC

Why
Why is it so popular on Witty too make one word HUGE and the other ones so little like this ._.

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rehthequeen
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC

If someone is trying to bring you down
It only means you are above them.
Format:twilightgirl995

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renex3
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 8:17pm UTC

It might seem like the hardest thing to do, but you have to forget the guy
who forgot about you.
format credit: marissa123

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h0peful
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 8:08pm UTC

THAT ONE PERSON
who can never take a joke.
format and quote by: h0peful

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:03pm UTC

Whenever I see a clown fish
I immediately think, "OMFG IT'S NEMO!" ♥

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SpreadALittleLove97
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:41pm UTC

>> That awkward moment when your friends make plans right infront of you,and your not invited...
nmf/nmq

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:05pm UTC

"My mom said no. :("
Lmfao. Jk, I just don't want to hang out with you.
nmf

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winkedyesterday5
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 8:24pm UTC

I think
Voldemort's
parents
took the
"I got your nose "
game
a little to seriously
Format by Sandrasaurus

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DamnnTaylerx
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December 10, 2011 9:04pm UTC

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:49pm UTC

Christmas #14:
Anyone else agree that...
Christmas was 60% better when we all believed in santa?

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 7:57pm UTC

some people need a pat on the back
with a knife.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 5:11pm UTC

2011: drop it like it's hot
1836: decrease your longitude as if the weather is fair

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 8:02pm UTC

"youre ugly"
Pffft. Sure buddy. But thats not what my mom said.

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Elenlovesu
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 3:55pm UTC

"Hey Mom! I have good news!"
"You got a 100% on your math test?!"
"I said I have good news, not a miracle."
Credit: FaveFormats

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:34pm UTC

Parent: Who are you texting?
Me:*thinks of friend parent would approve of*

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