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  1. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    DEAR WITTYERS (PAY ATTENTION THIS IS IMPORTANT),
    TODAY A GREEN RIBBON IS ON GOOGLE FOR ALL THOSE WHO WERE LOST IN THE SNADY HOOK ELEMENTARY MASSACRE. EVERYBODY MAKE THEIR QUOTES GREEN IF YOU CAN TO SHOW AWARENESS.
    SPREAD THE WORD.

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Everyday I live in in fear of losing you.
    I don't know what it is. You've made such an impact on my life and maybe it's because of that reason
    THAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE .
    O r m a y b e i t ' s t h e f a c t t h a t a p h o n e c a l l w i t h y o u ,
    a webcamming session with you,
    or even a simple text message from you can make all the pain fade away.
    Please don't leave.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    PEOPLE SAY
    W E S H O U L D N ' T
    be together
    TOO YOUNG TO KNOW
    about forever,
    I say they don't know.

  4. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    ❝Parting your soup is not a miracle, Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says 'no,' to drugs and 'yes,' to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.❞
    -Bruce Almighty

  5. Saphacier Saphacier
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    If you think about it we aren't really significant.
    We're just here.
    Most of us will live some ordinary life and do nothing really special.
    If we just dissapeared one day it wouldn't be too significant.
    But meanwhile there are other people who are famous and important.
    If they dissapeared things would change a lot more.
    I'm not really much of anything.
    At all.
    I'm just some 14 year old guy who's spewing random thoughts out.
    For what?
    Nothing will change.
    Nothing significant can come out of this.
    I'm guessing my life is going to be as normal as everyone elses.
    When I'm gone I would have accomplished nothing important.
    Except give the better people something to compare themselves to.

  6. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    ooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOoooo
    Cookies? I bake that.
    Ryan Gosling? I'd tap that.
    Tic-Tacs? I eat that.
    Need a break?
    Kit Kat
    OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo

  7. JustCantLiveALie JustCantLiveALie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    We gotta hold on to what we've got.
    It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
    We got each other and that's a lot for love.
    We'll give it a shot.
    Oh we're halfway there,
    Ohh living on a prayer.
    Take my hand and we'll make it I swear.
    Ohhh living on a prayer.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  8. JustCantLiveALie JustCantLiveALie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Maybe
    He'll Come Back.
    Maybe
    We Can Be The Perfect couple again.
    Maybe
    It Will Work Out, Just Like I Hoped It Would.
    Or Maybe...
    He Won't Come Back.
    Maybe
    We Were Never Ment To Be.
    Maybe
    All This Time I've Been Chasing Someone I Can't Have.
    Maybe I Just Have To
    Move On.
    not my quote/format: ALL credit to eternalsunshinex.. i'm just saving it.

  9. Solalapo Solalapo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    Girl: OMG, What did you get me!?
    Boy: See that pink Mercedes?
    Girl: OMG YES!!!
    Boy: I got you a toothbrush, the same color
    Girl:-_-

  10. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    “Luck didn't get me to
    London, I swam here.”
    N IGGA PLEASE,
    w e ( k n o w ) y o u t o o k a p l a n e l i k e e v e r y +///+
    oTHer oLympIc aTHLeTe


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. asianprincez asianprincez
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:25am UTC
    happy llama
    sad llama
    mentally disturbed llama
    super llama
    drama llama
    big fat mama llama
    moose

  13. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    i don't know about you,
    but when I chew 5 gum, I don't feel like i'm floating on a sea of vibrating metal balls or stimulating my senses...

  14. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    A Ghost
    Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

  15. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 2:42am UTC
    Police: "You were going too fast."
    Me: "I was just trying to keep up with traffic!"
    Police: "There isn't any traffic."
    Me: "That's how far behind I am!"

  16. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:29am UTC
    A woman who was 5 months pregnant fell into a coma. She awoke 4 months later, and asked the doctor what had happened to her babies.
    Doctor: You had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you.
    Woman: Not my brother! He's the biggest idiot! What did he name the girl?
    Doctor: Denise.
    Woman: Well that isn't so bad, what did he name the boy?
    Doctor: Denephew.

  17. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:54am UTC
    How ironic would it be,t o d i e i n t h e l i v i n g r o o m ?I follow back ^_^


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and you're scrolling with your thumb! FAV if I'm right.

  20. jenlovejoy102 jenlovejoy102
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:05am UTC
    dear ninjas who are reading this:
    if you have highlighted this the you MUST fave it. and then coment something random like "That hoppo is such a moron!" and then someone will see this and be like"Woh, howd' this blank quote get so many faves?" and then they'llsee the coment and then the'll be like "what the hell?" so do it. ready... Set....NOW!

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