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Asbestos

1. Asbestos
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   Go say hello to her.
   You could change her life.
   
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2. Asbestos
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   February 18, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   What starts with S, ends with ex, and makes all the girls scream?
   Skrillex :D
   
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3. Asbestos
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   February 18, 2012 8:36pm UTC
   Think before you speak,
   your words could've killed her.
   
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4. Asbestos
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   February 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   I want to be perfect.
   
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5. Asbestos
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   February 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC
   I never felt so alone.
   
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6. Asbestos
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   February 12, 2012 12:36am UTC
   I want to be pretty. I want to be skinny.
   I want to have good grades. I want a boyfriend.
   I want to be wanted. I want to have friends.
   I want to be perfect.
   
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7. Asbestos
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   February 11, 2012 8:10pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   my bed is green.
   I want you in it,
   If you know what I mean.
   
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8. Asbestos
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   February 11, 2012 2:25pm UTC
   Peeta: "I do the cakes at home, for the bakery."
   Katniss: "If only you could frost someone to death."
   
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9. Asbestos
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   February 11, 2012 2:23pm UTC
   "I want the audience to recognize you when you're in the arena. Katniss, the girl who was on fire."
   - Cinna
   
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10. Asbestos
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    February 10, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Good luck,
    girl on fire.
    
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11. Asbestos
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    February 10, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Me: /headphones in ears/
    Breathe Carolina: I'M ONLY GETTING STARTED.
    Me: I WON'T BLACK OUT.
    People in surrounding area: ...
    Me: ...
    People in surrounding area: ...
    Me: ...
    
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12. Asbestos
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    February 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Please save the insults for later.
    Thank you.
    
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13. Asbestos
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    February 5, 2012 11:50am UTC
    BRACE YOURSELVES.
    The superbowl posts are coming.
    
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14. Asbestos
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    February 5, 2012 11:48am UTC
    Last night, I unsuccessfully tried to overdose.
    
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15. Asbestos
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    February 4, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    I think you're beautiful, if that makes a difference.
    
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16. Asbestos
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    February 4, 2012 11:01am UTC
    What the *@%^ Facts;
    When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her.
    
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17. Asbestos
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    February 1, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    What the *@%^ Fact #4;
    "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically valid sentence in the English.
    
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18. Asbestos
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    February 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    What the *@%^ Fact #3;
    The first man to survive going over Niagara falls later died by slipping on an orange peel.
    
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19. Asbestos
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    January 30, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    "Knock knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Britney Spears."
    "Britney Spears who?"
    "Knock knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Oops I did it again."
    
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20. Asbestos
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    January 30, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    What the *@%^ Fact #2;
    In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
    
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