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  1. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots....
    I'm like the firecracker I make it hot .
    Britney Spears - Circus
    Quote by xxMassonxx

  2. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break my bones..
    But Sweet Colorful Horses/Unicorns...
    EXCITE ME!

  3. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
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    November 2, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Someone at skool says your breath stinks.
    Grandma says they smell their top lip.

  4. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Some people say you are weird.
    But did they know you were born this way?

  5. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    A stockbroker urged my grandpa to buy a stock that would triple its value every year.
    Grandpa told him....
    "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

  6. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    My next door neighbor is pretty old.
    I went over her house yesterday...
    She has gotten older....
    She told me a fact...
    Personal Secret.
    "Kid as you get older knit. Its a way to get over meddling grandkids."

  7. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Eminem said to me:
    "I'm not afraid, to take a stand."
    And you shouldn't be afraid either.
    An angel is watching you.

  8. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
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    November 2, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    Friend: I'm mad.
    Me: At who?
    Friend: I shouldn't tell.
    Me: .............
    LOOK I CAN'T READ MINDS!
    It's Friendship.
    It's FC.
    It stands for "Friendship Cycle"
    Friendship is like wetting your pants.

  9. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    NO REGRETS
    Just lessons learned.

  10. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    In my world,
    I'm still a kid at heart. <3

  11. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    Your friends are flowers.
    They are the most trusted, healthy, and happiest flowers.
    In your garden of friendship.....
    that friend of yours....
    will remain the same forever.

  12. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    My eyes are an ocean....
    Which my dreams are reflected in.

  13. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    When your ex texts u....
    Say goodbye.

  14. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    All those things we belived in...
    Monsters and fairies...
    why can't we believe now?

  15. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:00am UTC
    Pooh: How do you spell love?
    Piglet: You don't spell it, you feel it.

  16. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    A child asked, "Jesus how much do you love me?"
    Jesus said....
    "This much."
    and right there he died.

  17. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    "When my fans leave, I want them to be like, I've never seen anything like that."
    -Michael Jackson

  18. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment....
    when it's your birthday and people are singing happy birthday to you, and you just stand there clueless of what to do.

  19. xxMassonxx xxMassonxx
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Today my daughter told my son that Santa wasn't real and he burst out crying.
    My daughter is six.
    My son is fourteen.
    WAIT...WHAT?!?!

  20. NLN NLN
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    why cant you just SHUT UP for once ?
    you know how mad it makes me to see you on facebook everyday and you cant even say hi or send a message instead your writing about how spiritual you are and everything about god yeah i love god and i believe in him but its one thing to believe pray and do the right thing an dits another to ignore your responsibilties like me and karriss you left us you just left okay that messes alot up for a kid to be honest when i was little i wish you were around almost all of my friends use to say oh i love my dad blah blah blah i cant say any of that because you left I DONT CARE if you left because of our mothers or because you needed to set things straight because you never came back till this day you dont even know how to be a loving father but then you go and get married and finally decide to take care of three kids FOR GODS SAKE you lived down the street from me AND YOU NEVER VISITED ME im ALWAYS the one who has to see you thats not how its suppose to be YOUR THE FATHER
    you should know how to man up but in reality you just another little kid
    i sent you a message before asking for you to ask my mom if i could go and see u and my brothers because i wanted to get to know you and my mom told em that you sounded annoyed like you really didnt want me to see you i was gunna go but when i heard her tell me that i decided i wasnt gunna go and bother you and it bothered me because you didnt even call and see if i was coming YOU DONT CARE !
    And i gunna eb real honest right now you think that jut because you pray everyday maybe askign for forgiveness helps? it doesnt because yes god will forgive you but you better belive that you dont deserve it and that your as low as dirt.
    i cant wait until im older and i make myself as successful as i want to be and then you hear of me again on the news or advertisements because MY MOM RAISED ME RIGHT and the reason im so smart and beautiful and a good person is because of her because if i were raised by you i think i would get no where in life so i'd just like to say i hope your enjoying your life because your not gunna put me down anymore I AM HIGHER THAN YOU and i always will be so screw you
    - one of your beautiful amazing daughters
    NADIA
    SORRY I HAD TO VENT THIS !

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