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  1. aprilGLEEK aprilGLEEK
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 12:31am UTC
    Fave and I'll tell you the name of someone you sound good with :)

  2. LoveDoesExist LoveDoesExist
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 12:27am UTC
    If there wasnt a
    'delete history' button,
    99.9% OF TEENAGERS WOULD BE SCREWED.

  3. Everpink Everpink
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 1:09am UTC
    Him: What should I do?
    Me: Just follow your heart.
    Him: What do you think my heart says?
    Me: I don't know, I'm not your heart.
    Him: Well, you're most if it.Everpink

  4. XxCourtneyDropDeadPereiraxx XxCourtneyDropDeadPereiraxx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:50am UTC
    Long but worth it <3
    So last night ;
    Iwas at theguy
    I like's house.
    And he left the couch to go help his mom with
    something .
    And while he was gone , I played barbie with
    his little sister .
    Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
    Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
    Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
    Then I smiled.
    She looked at me , with the most serious face
    And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
    And he never lets me play with it !
    So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
    That You gave it to my big brother."
    Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
    When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
    Play with it .
    She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
    And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
    Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
    him !
    Just then her brother walked into the room ,
    In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
    Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
    Made him hold my hand .
    Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
    she said ;
    " Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
    He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
    wassup.?"
    Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
    Brother and said ,
    "marry her"
    Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
    Replied ;
    I Pinkey Promise I will.

  5. littleleffler10 littleleffler10
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 1:27am UTC
    Guy: Who hurt you? I'll kill him!
    Girl: Suicide is a horrible thing.

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    girl: I'm tired of searching for my prince charming. I'm done.
    guy: don't give up!
    girl: I'm not giving up, I'm just going to let him find me.
    guy: what if he already found you a long time ago?
    girl: if he did, then why is it taking him so long to speak up?
    guy: sorry, I'm a little shy.

  7. illshineforyou_ illshineforyou_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice-cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle w i t h m e . Who shows
    me off to his friends. Who treats me
    with r e s p e c t . Who will call me at 4
    in the morning and tell me he can't
    stop thinking about me. Who sings to me;
    even if he can't. Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn't even dream of it. ♥

  8. yourbiggestfanxo yourbiggestfanxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    i want a boy who would
    hold my hand in the mall&
    make all the girls jealous.
    i want someone who would
    sing to me at random
    moments. someone who is
    more goofy than romantic.
    a boy who would throw
    stuffed animals at me when
    i'm acting dumb. someone
    who would bet me a kiss
    that he could beat me at the
    old playstation games and
    then let me win. a guy who
    would make fun of me, just
    to hear my laugh. he'd play
    with my hair all the time and
    surprise me with 25 cent rings
    someone who i could share
    lollipops with & lay on a blanket
    with to countthe stars. we'd buy
    tons of disposable cameras to
    take the silliest pictures of each
    other & squirt water guys at each
    other in the house. but mostly...
    the one who will be my best friend
    never break my heart. he would
    just always make me smile. -

  9. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC
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  10. rainbow_unicorn rainbow_unicorn
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    BOY; Iloveyou<3
    GIRL; Don't say that. Just don't.
    Because I'll believe it. We'll say
    all these cute things to each
    other. And I'll go to bed smiling
    every night. And we'll have
    those "I love you more fights".
    And then one day you'll wake
    wake and decide that you don't
    love me anymore, just like that,
    and take it all back. And don't tell
    me you won't because you will,
    just like the rest .

  11. Run_Away_From_Reality Run_Away_From_Reality
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    Guy: Can you help me out with something?
    Girl : Sure, anything!
    Guy: Okay , so I made a bet with one of my friends that I could get the girl of my dreams to go out with me.
    Girl:Ok, What do I Have to do to help?
    Guy: Go out with me

  12. SAdanceluvxo1023 SAdanceluvxo1023
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    getting your heart
    broken by a guy...
    That you Never dated
    Not my quote/format

  13. sincerelyjessxo sincerelyjessxo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    we should get jerseys
    _______________________'' c a u s e w e m a k e a g r e a t t e a m
    . . . . . . . . . . . . but yours would look better than mine
    c a u s e y o u ' r e o u t t a m y l e a g u e ♥
    nmf.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. KTMG_Eminem KTMG_Eminem
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 4:22am UTC
    My boyfriend
    died saving me. we got into a car crash, and right before we
    hit a tree, he threw himself in front of me. we had been
    fighting before it happened. his parents never liked me and i
    thought that was the reason why he still hadn't asked me to
    marry him. we were together for 4 years, 5 months, and 15
    days. the night he died, they found an engagement ring in
    his pocket, all smashed up. but i kept it. i didn't get it
    repaired. i wear it on a silver chain around my neck. he died
    saving me, and i know i'll never marry anyone because
    no one will ever come close to him.
    -tumblr♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 9:40am UTC
    If you fall in a river, there is a boat.
    If you fall in a well,
    there is a rope.
    But if you fall
    in love, there is no hope.

  18. ForeverAlways ForeverAlways
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    You never
    Know what you have
    Until...
    You clean your room
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  19. Kelseyanne311 Kelseyanne311
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 7:32am UTC
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  20. freeweezy1 freeweezy1
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 7:51pm UTC
    two little girls
    hand in hand
    skippingdown the kindergarten hallway
    dragging the teddy bears behind them
    laughing hysterically til it felt like there faces were gonna fall off
    two teenage girls
    hand in hand
    walking together to algebra class
    with their cell phones in the other hand
    texting each other even though there linking arms
    because they're just that cool.
    two college girls
    hand in hand
    heading into the office to apply for a job
    laughing hard as they each read their resumes
    remembering their fun times together
    two pregnant women
    hand in hand
    entering the doctor's office
    to get their first sonograms
    together.
    two middle-aged women
    hand in hand
    walking through the crowded mall
    pulling their screaming children and stubborn teenagers
    laughing and complaining about their lifes
    two old ladies
    hand in hand
    racing down the nursing home hallway
    on their hott pink motor scooters decorated with all the ribbons they could find
    laughing and yellingat each other while people stopped and stared
    now we know the meaning of
    BESTxFRIENDSxFOREVER
    not mine

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