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  1. That_music_girl That_music_girl
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Doctor:
    Me:
    Doctor:
    Me: That would be a no.


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  3. 13243546576879 13243546576879
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:35am UTC
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com
    That awkward moment when you realize
    you are
    not that smart
    everyone around you
    is just
    that stupid
    ------------------------------------------------------
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. JustMeh JustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
    Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

  6. PrincessTee PrincessTee
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:40am UTC
    -YOLO Isn't
    An Excuse To
    Be A
    Slluuttt.

  7. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:50am UTC
    Eminem
    Is 40 years old.
    Just let that sink in for awhile.♥
    mf/mq

  8. lilbunny1027 lilbunny1027
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:39am UTC
    I want to fall in love, but I'm scared of the heartache it'll cause when it comes to an end, I want to have someone to talk to, but I'm scared they won't want to listen to me, I want to have someone who cares for me, but I'm scared of caring for them more than they do for me.


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  10. WhatsYourName WhatsYourName
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:22am UTC
    K
    aww, look Kristen Stewart is sad.
    K
    but don't worry, she's happy now

  11. ilovecats101 ilovecats101
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:13am UTC
    Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

  12. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:15am UTC
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    This is Audrie. Audrie likes school. We like Audrie.
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    Audrie reminds the teacher that we have homework. No one likes Audrie.

:)

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